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You slap her back, when suddenly, you feel an incredible pain in the back of your head. "Leave mah Girlfriend alone!" The voice emphasises deeply.

Then, the fist slams into both your temples, and you cry out in pain.

You're pulled off your chair by an invisible force, and beaten brutally by his immaculate, white Nike Shoes..
End Of Story