The Chestnut

You head to the library, and enter the building. You expect to see people reading, or using MSN/playing games on the computers, as was the case 2 years ago.

As you enter the main door, you are horrified to see patrons sitting around...ON THEIR PHONES!? You can hear the clacks and beeps of people sending "text messages" and playing "mobile games".

You quickly run out of there, and remember that nothing ever good came from visiting the city library, which you should have known all along.
End Of Story