The Chestnut

DFR Frontman: "Right you is, friend. Now...whatchu' doin in our new hub? Yeah, I remembers you from about 300 beers ago, eh boys!? Hahaha!"

He stands up, as his group follows behind him.

DFR Frontman: "Word on the street was you was in the Hamma'? Eh? Couldn't cut it their either, mate? Well that's one thing that hasn't changed, since ya left. We don't back down, and we ALWAYS prevail. Now I suggest ya skidaddley-didgeridoo on outta here? Otherwise..."

They start setting up their uber pro sick equipment on the stage.

You scream in terror during a flashback and quickly bolt out the door into the night.

DFR Guitarist: "Nice fellow, that one."

DFR Drummer: "Yeah, he's an okay chap."

Barmaid: "You Aussie's ever going to pay your bar tab, or just scare away all my customers/your previous competition all the time??"

DFR Frontman: "...Yes"
End Of Story