The Secret Triwizard Challenge

The third potion catches your eye. How can it not? It's bright as FRICK. You're pretty sure it's Felix Felicis though, and that will certainly lead you to victory!
You gently take that goblet and take a sip of the golden potion. And immediately, you fall to the floor, convulsing.
Whatever was in that goblet was HELLA poisonous. How could you have gone so wrong? It was so bright like light, it made sunspots dance all...
Oh. WAIT.
SUNspots. "Two are poison, like stars in space." The sun is a star in space. Crap.
You can't breathe. Your eyes are closing. You feel yourself drifting away...
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You wake up in the hospital wing a few days later. Miraculously, you've survived because the broom monitors got you to Madam Pomfrey in time. However, you doubt you'll be alive for long. A furious Professor Dumbledore stands at the foot of you bed, ready to expel you. But that's not the worst part.
You lost the race, and now you'll have to live with that knowledge forever. YOU LOSE!
End Of Story