The Church
A TV flickers on in a dark room.
An infomercial starts to play.
Josh: "Hey folks!...Are you tired of having too much garbage when you're driving?...You don't wanna litter, but also kinda feel too lazy to walk over to the trash can at the same time, EVERY TIME!?....Then you need my patent pending new space age motto! And that motto is CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!"
*Disclaimer; Chuck-It-In-Da-Back is not responsible for any vehicular or personal damage caused by this advertisement.
Josh: "Don't believe me?....Just listen to these testimonials!..."
Taylor: "I love eating slicers and drinking Pepsi on the go, but those lousy plates and cans always bring me down...is there anything I can do?"
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!...."
Old Lady: "Mittens refuses to eat the new Whiskas food I buy her, and I don't know what to do??"
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!!!!!...."
Mandy: "He should probably clean out the back of the car soon..."
Josh: "I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND!...."
Murderer: "Gotta dispose of this, quickly. Any idea's??"
JOSH: "CH-.....uh, what?"
*Cheerful jingle plays*
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, IT DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SEE IT...CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, IT AINT WHACK! CHUUUUCK IT IIIIINNNN DAAAAA BAAAAAAACK!...."
*Fireworks go off*
This message has been brought to you by Mount Trashmore.
QUEST FAILED.
An infomercial starts to play.
Josh: "Hey folks!...Are you tired of having too much garbage when you're driving?...You don't wanna litter, but also kinda feel too lazy to walk over to the trash can at the same time, EVERY TIME!?....Then you need my patent pending new space age motto! And that motto is CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!"
*Disclaimer; Chuck-It-In-Da-Back is not responsible for any vehicular or personal damage caused by this advertisement.
Josh: "Don't believe me?....Just listen to these testimonials!..."
Taylor: "I love eating slicers and drinking Pepsi on the go, but those lousy plates and cans always bring me down...is there anything I can do?"
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!...."
Old Lady: "Mittens refuses to eat the new Whiskas food I buy her, and I don't know what to do??"
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK!!!!!...."
Mandy: "He should probably clean out the back of the car soon..."
Josh: "I'LL DO IT NEXT WEEKEND!...."
Murderer: "Gotta dispose of this, quickly. Any idea's??"
JOSH: "CH-.....uh, what?"
*Cheerful jingle plays*
Josh: "CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, IT DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SEE IT...CHUCK-IT-IN-DA-BACK, IT AINT WHACK! CHUUUUCK IT IIIIINNNN DAAAAA BAAAAAAACK!...."
*Fireworks go off*
This message has been brought to you by Mount Trashmore.
QUEST FAILED.
