The Church

Jack: "Let's hear it for DEMILE!"

Crickets can be heard chirping for ten seconds.

Jack: "And for the opposing delinquents?"

The crowd roars with applause, as Jack quickly withdraws the device behind his back to shield it from the sound.

Jack then retrieves it and looks at the screen.

Jack: "I...I don't believe it. Well folks, I hate to go against my brother on this one. So I won't! Demile wins! Everything! Now all of you exit the premises immediately, the uhh exterminator needs to show up and we have to fumigate this place ASAP, which means no patrons for 48 hours! Please exit within the next 5 minutes, or Shenanigans is not responsible for any damages caused by chemical inhalation!"

The crowd awkwardly exits the building.

Josh: "What the hell was that about??"

Mandy: "You guys got unfairly treated."

A pest control van pulls up, as a man with two large spray canisters walks past your group.

Exterminator: "Yeah uh, we were called last week about a cricket infestation?"

Taylor: "Yeah, it's in there, go ahead. I agree this whole situation is ridiculous!"


QUEST FAILED.
End Of Story