Pew

You place one rotting foot on the cart and the other you use to propel yourself forward. Things whip and blur by you, as you near the bottom the front tires hit something and you soar into the air.

Zombies corpses rain from the sky, body parts getting everywhere. You hit a bird on the way up and explode, your limbs fly everywhere, and some po dunk skater chick catches your head on the way down!

Grateful for being saved, you embark on many adventures with your new friend.....until she gets eaten by mutants and they rape your neckhole forever.

You got the cum rag epilogue.