Extend the Story - Add a Room

So you ARE a lazy bum then. Oh well, you have a very good reason to stay at home today anyway (or so you tell yourself as the sun shines brightly through your shut eyelids). It's so cold outside that if you did ever manage to get out of bed, it's be an amazing feat of physics if you actually got to school on time. So really, you explain to your concience, there's no point in getting up at all, because you're obviously going to drop out of school soon enough. But you're ok with this. In fact, you've always had a secret desire to be a

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