“The Life of a Not-so-average Guy”

You slam thor's hammer down on the creature that has now engulfed your shoe. You scream as lightning fries the monster, and you. Idiot, you hit your own toe with a hammer! You die, and everyone thinks you were struck by lightning. Why you were struck by lightning in the middle of a sunny day mystery for the rest of time. How you got a massive hammer is a mystery, too.
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