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You at Burger King and get really fat! You now have type 2 diabetes and you don’t even work at Wendy’s with some hot red head. Instead you get Barbara Someone so fat and trashy that she smells within 50ft of her. You end up getting hiv from her and that’s what kills you at the age of 68. You were so close to getting to 69 but alas your life is just mediocre
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