Life of Brad-an

Brad goes to punch the business executive in the face, but the chains of capitalism force his punch into Brad's own face.

The business executive laughs as Brad punches his face.

"Why are you hitting yourself?" the business executive says.

Aw, Brad. What a situation you've gotten yourself into. Sadly, this is where we leave you, Brad. Good luck with your life. Call us whenever, but, you know, don't.
End Of Story