It's the best

Oh, I never told you?

Good Things are the Chaos Emeralds/Crystal Stars/Dragon Balls of this trainwreck of a story. Collect all 17 of them and go somewhere speeshal to unlock the BEST ENDING.

How do you find them? Explore. Go down the path less traveled. Once you find yourself at the end (or at a particularly interesting point) of a long lasting arc, you're more than likely going to find a Good Thing. So yeah, you could totally find a Good Thing by murdering God or whatever. It's a bit of a misnomer honestly.

How to unlock the ending? All you have to do is tell the nice guard at the Door to Greatness about how you received each Good Thing, and you win!

If... you say something wrong, you'll get a Not so Good ending, which is to say like the vast majority of endings where you die/cease to exist/become stuck in an infinite loop/turn into a cactus etc.

So strive for that BEST ENDING, brave adventurer!

(Hint: Go to Beginning!)
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