Try the new AI-powered Infinite Story.

The Big Game

You decide to be annoying and try to block the kick. The kicker is lining up for the kick and you jump in front of it. You hit the ball with your finger. It spins in the air. A minute later you look at your finger it is swelling up and hurts. You walk over to the trainer an they say it is broken, and that you can't play this game.
End Of Story