* Monkeying Around - The MPP Show * (WIP)


Lazy Days

Nah... you don't feel like it today. You decide to go outside.
You smell the air, it smells like a fresh summer breeze with a hint of roses...

"EW! That's disgusting!" you say as you go back inside your hideout/treehouse.

You take something out of your drawer. Ew! A moldy sandwich?
OMG YOU'RE SNIFFING IT?

"Yes I am!" Monkey Poo Poo says (aka, unfortunately, you).

Oh Mikal, I think I'm gonna *GURK* vOmIT!!!!

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"Wow! What was her problem? Am I right?"

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"Well uhh, I guess I'm the narrator now! So, as you take a HUGE whiff
of the beautiful, delicious, moldy sandwich..

WAIT WHAT? A BIRD COMES AT EATS IT?!?!"

"Well, I'm still narrating this. Uh, this is awkward. Well uh.. THEN I HEROICALLY
JUMP FOR THE SANDWICH!"

Ok, I'm back- OMYMIKAL!!!!
What is this!??!? I think Monkey Poo Poo just... DIED!!!!

He's sprawled out of the window, not moving. Just dead.

Also, ew! Why is that bird eating his SANDWICH!?
You know what, I quit this job! Goodbye people! I'm out!

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