Lost in space

As you walk down the winding muddy path to the abandoned shack you see several weird looking animals poking their heads out of their dens to look at the weird looking intruder. None of them look dangerous but as you walk farther and farther you realize you are starving. You need something to eat stat. You look around and there hoping relatively close to you was a plump looking bird. You decide to you self, “ I’m gonna catch that plump little thing and cook it, then I’m gonna eat every last bite of it.” You stand very still staring at the bird. When the bird takes a hop closer to you the rock you had picked up slams down on the birds juicy looking head. You grab what is left of the birds head and carry the bird with you on your way to the shack. As you get closer to the shack you do a perimeter search and look around and in the shack for anything dangerous. You decide that the shack and the surrounding area is safe. With the intent to fire up the stove when you enter the shack you rush into the shack and *Crack the floor breaks and you fall down a hole and you make a splat as you reach the bottom just as you did to the bird.