I Am Not Harry Potter

How the bloody hell did you know these two fellows' names? Sorry, but I don't think you are wanted here. Nor are you welcomed. You better move on to a different fanfic. I Am Not Harry Potter won't be allowing you to make yourself a part of the trio (it's a trio not a quartet). Sorry, did I break the fourth wall? Well, so did you! Time to face your punishment like a grown up. You lose.
LEAVE!
Or you know... start over, it's not like I would really know. Now would I?