Boundless

You pull up to the club (aka your house). The lights are on. It looks warm and familiar.

You go up, take a deep breath, and knock twice.

The door swings open to a surprised looking woman. You are momentarily surprised by how beautiful she is. Then you wonder what the heck she's doing in your house.

"Ben! Where have you been I'm late for my appointment?"

"I...I..."

She looks at you with sympathy in her eyes, "Are you okay?"

You're obviously not okay. As soon as she gives you a hug, all the memories come flooding back.

You are Ben Yeets. You are married to Joy Yeets. You have a son named Benjamin River Yeets. You have a dog named Mowgli Yeets.

Finally, you're home!

Now go change River's diaper.
End Of Story