Boundless

You sit down in the middle of a busy Walmart. By doing this you sit in what is actually the middle of the known universe.
You cross your legs and put your arms in a relaxed position. You hum.
The cosmos flash before your eyes as you transcend. You transcend your Walmart existence and go up. You float. Yet you're sitting.

"Oh my gosh", you stammer. You realize nothing makes sense at Walmart.