How To Fake Sick To Skip School
The view is okay, but nothing special. You slowly get more bored. Suddenly, an alarm goes off. You hear an announcement that says “Warning, the plane engine is on fire. We have to crash land. BRACE FOR IMPACT!” Everyone starts screaming in panic, including the pilot and co-pilot. Eventually, the plane crash lands, and you die, as your life flashes before your eyes. You are greatly missed. Sorry, but you failed.