Clayton Grimm:[To the Awols] You three! Underwear! NOW!
Awol Wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?! NO WAY!!!
Gray Fullbuster:[Ironically naked] What makes you think we'll just give you our underwear?!
Griffin:[Grabbing Gray's underwear] Thank you, Gray…
[Gray was shocked that he was completely naked]
Now...For the rest of your underwear…[Griffin swiftly collected the underwear of Natsu and Lucy using his mastery of Phasing Magic to slip them right off]
Bra, or no bra?
CG: No bra...Just underwear…
Griff: Gotcha!...[He returned Lucy's bra]
[Returns with the underwear] Now what?
CG: You packed extra shorts for yourself, right?
Griff: Yes...Why?
CG: Hand one of them to me…[And he did] Virgo! Panties! NOW!
Virgo:[Handing her panties] Is this a form of punishment?
CG: You'll see soon enough…
Erza Scarlet:[Remembering those words] Oh...You fools are in for a treat…
CG: Griff...You still got a bucket of that syrup?
Griff:[Knowing what he's planning] Oh, do I![He pulls out a lidded bucket of Satan's Syrup, opening it up, then putting on safety gloves]
[Clay threw all the undergarments into the bucket, stirring them in until they were drenched in the viscous liquid. Griffin then returned the underwear to the awols, Happy and Virgo]
GF:[Failing to take off his underwear] Why's this so sticky? It's stuck to every part of my skin down there..
Hap: And why did you give me underwear?...I’ve always gotten away from not wearing any…
Lucy Heartfilia: What's this dull feeling?
Natsu Dragneel:[Queasy] It feels…
Awol Wizards:[In agony] LIKE HELL ON OUR UNMENTIONABLES!!!
Virgo:[In bliss] Ahhh...Sweet, sweet punishment…
CG:[Controlling the syrup] Listen up!...You five like joking and laughing about me in diapers...Now...Your in diapers of dread!...And if you want the pain to go away, you're all gonna do what we say!...Otherwise...I'll crank up the pain!...Got it!?!
Awol wizards: YES SIR!
CG: Good...Now...First order of business...Pamper our lady companions…
AW:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
CG:[Serious] Did I stutter?!
AW: NO SIR! WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT!
[The awols began massaging the five women, starting with their feet. Natsu was with Erza, Gray was with Chico, Lucy and Virgo were with Caprie, and Happy was with Aquarius, leaving Ophiuchus all alone]
Ophiuchus: No fair...I don't have anyone to massage me…
CG: I'll massage you, Ophi!...For old times sake…
Ophiuchus: Thank you Clay...It's been a while since I had your ”Magic-Hands”...Maurice…
CG:[Massaging her feet] Yeah...I know…
ND: This stucks!...Why do I have to do Erza?!
ES: Is there a problem with my feet, Natsu?!
ND: No ma'am![He continues rubbing them]
GF: This is SO humiliating…
Chico Hammitt: Says the guy who's constantly naked…
LH: What the heck are we supposed to do with her?!...She has hooves!
Caprie: Just trim and peel them...Then we'll continue from there…
Virgo: I'll handle this, princess!
Aquarius: Since your free, Lucy...Come and service me...This cat is only drooling all over me…
Ophiuchus: Then maybe he can massage Serphens…
[Serphens jumps at Happy, coiling around the blue exceed]
Hap:[Struggling to speak] Help...He's crushing me…
Ophiuchus: He's just using you like a stress toy...You'll be fine...A bit lightheaded...But fine…
LH: How do I even massage you, Aquarius?!
Aquarius: Be quiet!...[With a flash of Magic, her mermaid lower half transformed into a human female's lower half, with matching bikini bottom and flip flops. Kicking off her flip flops] There...Now get to work…
LH:[Shocked] Wait!?! Since when could you do that, Aquarius!?!
Aquarius: Since forever, kid...Now...Get rubbing!
LH:[Scared] Yes ma'am![She massaged Aquarius's now humanoid feet]
[After some time, Clayton made a command]
CG: Alright!...Now for the calf muscles…
[They all moved on to the lower legs]
[After some more time passed] Now...The thigh area!
[They all moved on to the upper legs]
[Later on] Alright...Now the-
CH: HEY! WATCH YOU HANDS, BUDDY!
GF: What!?! The glutes would be next!
CG: Gray...You neglected the most important rule of being a masseuse Gray...Communication...Ask before you touch!
CH: Yeah! Lower back, please! And nothing below it!
GF: Fine...Sorry…[He continued onto Chico's lower back]
ND: And what about you, Erza?
ES: I'm fine with my glutes getting massaged…
ND:[Quietly] Damn...Thought I'd get to skip it too…[He continued on Erza's glutes]
Virgo: And you ma'am?
Caprie: Hang on…[With a flash of Magic her lower half turned human] Mind starting from the beginning with your massage?
Virgo: Not at all![She restarted on Caprie's now humanoid feet]
Aquarius: Don't you even think of it Lucy...What the brown blonde is having…
LH: Okay…[She skipped over to her lower back]
[After everyone had done the lower back]
CG: Alright...Let's work our way up the back…
[After working their way up the back]
Now...Shoulders and neck…
[Afterwards]
Now...For the arms and hands…
[Afterwards]
Now...The abdomen…
[Afterwards]
Now...When you're massaging a lady, you ask her if she wants to have the area around her breasts massaged...Not the actual breasts...That's just being a perv…
Ophiuchus: I'm fine with it…
ES: As am I…
Caprie: Same...
CH: I'll pass…
Aquarius: Same here…
CG: Alright...Just continue on to the head…
[After they all finished]
Alright...How you ladies feeling?
Ladies(Excluding Caprie & Ophiuchus): Alright...I guess…
CG: They all sucked, didn't they…
Ladies:[Nodding yes]
Ophiuchus: No...You were really good!
Caprie: No...She was really good!
CG: Figures...Griff! Have these idiots grill us up a feast!
Griff: Got it![After pulling out an entire grill set and food to grill] Alright!...You four are going to hand out the food...You don't eat until everyone else has a plate...Got it!
AW: Yes, Griffin!
Hap: Aye, sir!
[As they were doing that, Clayton asked the remaining three ladies if they wanted a massage from him. Aquarius answered no, but Erza and Chico answered yes]
Aquarius: I'll just talk with you, Ophi...If that's fine with you…
Ophiuchus: Of course Aquarius...It's been a long time since we really got to chat…
[The two females walked to another part of the ship]
Virgo: And what about me, my prince?!
CG: Sit on the other side of Erza…
Virgo:[Following his instructions] Okay…
CG: Alright Erza...I'll work on you personally...As for you two ladies…[He takes his coat off, Sprouting a few more pairs of arms] You gals get the Touch of the Hecatoncheires…
[He began by rubbing their feet, Chico and Virgo with his extra limbs and Erza with his own]
ES: WOW!...This...Feels...Amazing!
Virgo: I'll say...It's like the opposite of punishment...But it still feels wonderful…
Griff: HEY! What do you ladies want to eat today?
CH: You wouldn't happen to have some fillet mignon, would you?!
Griff: Beef or pork?
CG&CH: A bit of both would be awesome!
ES: Beef for me…
Virgo: Same here!
Aquarius & Ophiuchus: Same…
Lyra: I'll take pork and a massage!
CG: You done entertaining the crew, Lyra?!
Lyra: Yep! That Grant guy sure can jam out!
CG: Take a load off!...You deserve it…
Lyra: Don't mind if I do![Sha seats herself next to Virgo. Clayton sends multiple limbs to bring her up to speed]
GF:[Approaching. Monotone] Would any of you care for a drink?
CG&CH: Brandy! On the rocks...
Virgo: White wine…
Lyra: Gin and tonic!
ES: I'm all set…
Aquarius & Ophiuchus: Some martinis over here!
GF:[Unenthusiastic] Right away…[He walks off towards Griffin and the others]
Lyra: WOW!...Didn't except for you to be an awesome masseuse!
CG: Years of practice and experience...My secret...Reiki...Ancient healing art...Older than most forms of Magic…
[He continued on until he got to the shoulders, noticing Erza had quite a lot of knots in them]
CG: Hmmm...Erza...Have you ever been to a masseuse before?
ES: No...Why?
CG: You've got a bunch of knots in your shoulder areas...Don't worry...I've got them…[He began using Reiki to undo and heal up her knots]
ES:[Relieved] Ahhh...It's like a crippling weight has been lifted...Thanks Clay…
CG: Hey!...What are teammates for?...
CH: So...Who's our team leader?
CG: I think it's pretty obvious…
ES: I agree…
CG: It's Erza!
ES: It's Clayton!
[The two wizards look into one another's eyes]
CG: Your actually the only S-Class wizard on the team...So it should be you…
ES: Yes...But you've actually beat our guild's Ace wizard...It should be you...Plus you have much more experience than me when it comes to-
CG: Erza...The last time I lead a group of people...They all died…
ES: No...The last time you lead a group of people...You saved us all…
CH: Yeah...Even back on Galuna Island...Your leadership is what saved us all…
CG: How 'bout...All three of us be leaders?...Just like back at the SSF...We vote on what we do...Sounds fair?
ES&CH: Sounds fair…
CG:[Finished up] Well...That's that!...If you ever need another one...You can ask me or go to the Heights…
GF&Hap:[Arriving with their food and drinks] Here you all go!
Group: Thanks!
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