Clayton Grimm: Because...She saw me eating pickled plums...And then she said she couldn't kiss me without even thinking about me eating them...And vomiting...It's not MY FAULT that there the only thing that works for curing my indigestion from eating bad rock…Anyways...You guys mind carrying her back to the Village with me?...Kinda have my hands full…
Lyon Vastia: Of course…[He carries Melissa] Now...Let's head back to the Village…
[As they head back to the Village, the others are curious as to how Clayton was able to use his Magic so fast]
CG: Well...It's pretty easy...I just recover magic very quickly…
LV: That still doesn't make any sense...I can't even make a single ice eagle right now...But you just used you're Magic like it was no big deal…
CG:[Lying] Fine...You caught me...I have some ethernano-rich capsules on me for emergency magic recovery...But they're filled with ethernano-enriched earth...So it wouldn't exactly work for you guys...
[They arrive back at the Village]
CG: Alright...I guess you can put her down there…
Chico HammittH:[Smelling something odd] You smell that?...
CG:[Smelling] Yeah it smells like bloo-
Toby HorhortaH:[Interrupting] Uhhhm...Why is there a pool of blood here?
[They follow the blood trail back to Lucy with her face sliced open]
Returned Wizards:[Out loud] OH, MY GOD!
[There outburst caused everyone to start to wake up. With Lucy and Griffin being first]
Lucy Heartfilia:[Waking up. Weak from blood loss] Uhhh...What's going on…?[She sees Chico bleeding from her feet] CHICO! YOUR BLEEDING!
CH: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about YOUR bleeding…
LH:[Confused] MY bleeding?...What the-[She checks all over her body until she reaches her oozing face. Screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
MY FACE! IT'S RUINED!
Griffin:[Waking up] Uhhgh...What's going on…?[He sees Lucy's devastating wounds, then looks at his own paw to see blood on it, so he wipes the blood on Happy's paw and acts casually]
Natsu Dragneel:[Waking up] Uhhh…[Sees Lucy] LUCY! YOUR FACE![He looks down to see his pants and underwear gone] AAAHHH!!! MY CLOTHES!
Gray Fullbuster:[Waking up] Uhhh...Can everyone keep it down...Huh?!
*SQUISH!* *SQUISH!* *SQUISH!*
Erza Scarlet:[Waking up] Why is it so drafty all of a sudden…
NinjaHound13: Some context. When Clayton used his Moon Dragon: Moonclap, it affected every source of magic, including Erza, causing her Spacial Magic to dispel and dequip what she was wearing. Bottom line, Erza's bare-ass naked. With Gray unknowingly groping her breasts.
[Angry] GRAY!
GF:[Pulling his hand to himself. Scared for his life] I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
[They both stand up, Gray backing away and Erza approaching him]
LV:[On the sidelines] I always knew HE was a pervert…
ES:[Angry] You'll pay for this, Gray...Requip![Nothing happened. Her magic is too low to summon anything] What the---Why can't I use my Magic?...
Sherry Blendy: Everyone can't...Something drained all of our magic away…
ES: Well if that's the case…[She snatches Natsu's scarf, wrapping it around her like a makeshift outfit] Good...Now...I'll just have to beat some sense into you Gray!
GF:[Using an odd, large lavender-colored rock to guard him. Pleading] PLEASE EZRA! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR I'D NEVER DO THAT TO YOU! I'M SORRY!
ES:[Pissed] You really think a big purple rock is going-
*Crumble*
[In glee] AAAAAAAHHH!!! SHE'S SO ADORABLE!
GF:[Confused] HUH!?![He looks to see a Chibi Magma Scarlet in his grasp. The little Earthling awoken confused about both her situation and her appearance]
Chibi Magma Scarlet:[Yawns. In an adorable voice] What's going on?...Why are you holding me like this, Uncle Gray?...
GF:[Dumbfounded] Uncle...Gray…?
ES:[Snatches Magma. Hugs her adorable daughter] YOU LOOK SO SWEET, I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP!
CMS: Please, don't...I could seriously hurt you if you ingest parts of me…
CH: She's being metaphoric…
ES: I've only had Magma for a day and a half...But if anything happened to her...I'd kill everyone on this island, and then myself!
Everyone:[Scared] Did not need to know about that...
*Tug* *Tug*
CG:[Feeling something tug at his coat] Huh?![He looks down to see a Chibi Delilah]
Chibi Delilah Hammitt:[In an adorable voice] Papa! Mama! What happened?!...Why are you bleeding mama!?!
CG&CH: ¡Awww! ¡Eres TAN linda!(Awww! You're SO cute!)
CG:[Crouching] Come here...Jump up here with tú mama…
[Delilah jumped up to join her parents]
CDH: What happened?!...
GF: Yeah...Why the hell do I feel like all my magic was booted out of me…?
ND: Are we all going to ignore that my pants and underwear are both gone!?!
Mysterious woman:[Chewing] I told you I'd eat your pants in your sleep…[She continues to chew the clothes]
[Everyone looks back to see a woman-like creature with her lower-half looking like a goat, and her upper half looking like a blonde young woman, with nothing obscuring her upper body, showing her massive breasts, at least several cup sizes bigger than the busty wizards]
Everyone: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!
CG:[Sniffing] Wait...You're the nanny goat from earlier...But...Your not a nanny goat...You're…
MW:[Finishing his sentence] A satyress...And I've got a bone to pick with you, buddy!...[Bouncing her bare breasts] Do you have any idea how much pain I'm in because of your “Magic grass”?...
CG:[Apologising] I'm sorry...I didn't know...How can I make it up to you?
MW: What do you think?...Milking all this crap out of me!
Everyone:[Shocked] WHAT!?!
CG:[Nonchalant] Okay...Seems only fair…
Everyone:[Even more shocked] WHAT!?!
CH:[To Clayton] You can't be serious?!
CG:[After putting Chico and Delilah down gently] I am...It's not the first time I've milked a satyress before…
Men: Lucky bastard…
CG:[Walking over to her] Okay...So...What's your name anyways?
MW: It's Caprie…
CG: Alright Caprie...Let me make us some cover so we don't get any unneeded prying eyes…[He Forged a wooden shack around them]
[After five minutes, Clayton and Caprie exited the shack with buckets of milk]
Caprie:[Now with breasts on par with the rest of the ladies] WOW!...You knew what you were doing, didn't you?...
CG: Yeah…Gaedey taught me how to...Said “Satyress milk is the milk that young gods grow powerful with”...
Caprie:[Flattered] Come on...It's no Midian Cattle's milk...[Scared] Wait!...You're Gaedey's kid?!...
CG: Foster kid, yeah...Don't worry though...I haven't seen her in seven years...Same with Gednus…
Caprie:[Relieved] *Phew!*...Nearly had a heart attack…[Looks to see everyone staring at her] Hey…Why is everyone staring?...
CG: Because you're topless...And unfortunately, being a topless lady is still seen as taboo, meanwhile those two idiots can be half-naked and barely get called out…
GF&LV:[Annoyed] We're NOT half-naked!
FTW: Gray! Your clothes!
FLSW: Lyon! Your clothes!
[The two pupils were shocked to see themselves half-naked]
Caprie: Well...It seems you're the only gentlemen on this island…[With a flash of Magic, she grows cashmere wool into a tight sweater] Knowing how men can be...I should also get some pants…[She used the natural foliage around to make herself some cotton undergarments and a knee-length canvas mini-skirt]
There...That takes care of that…
CG: That...Was Forge Magic!...How the hell do you know that?!
Caprie: Duh! Abraham taught me…
LH: Wait...How old ARE you?
Caprie: Just over half a millennia…
Everyone:[Shocked] What!?!
CG: So you knew my ancestor?!
Caprie: Wait...You're a Grimm?!...
CG: Yep!...
Caprie: Well how about that...Small world…
ES: Can anyone tell us what's going on?!...Why does it look like you've all been through a serious battle?!...
CH: Let's talk about it tomorrow...I'm beat…
ND: What about my pants!?!
*Thwoop!*
[Caprie tossed a pair of cashmere shorts and cotton underwear at Natsu]
Thanks…
LH: And what about my face!?! Who did this to me!?!
Griff:[Clears throat. Pointing at Happy, sleeping in the pool of Lucy's blood]
Happy:[Waking up] Can everyone keep it down?...I'm tired…Huh!?!...Lucy! Your face! And why am I covered in blood!?!
LH:[Angry] HAPPY![She grabs the exceed, pummeling the little blue bastard a new one]
Hap:[In pain] Owie!...What did I do?!...
LH:[Points a her face] THIS! To my face, Happy! My face!
Hap: Did I!?!...I'm sorry!
CG:[Approaches Lucy] Here...Let me take a look at it…[He looks to see the damage] Well...No serious damage...Except for cosmetically…
LH: That's serious damage to me!...So...Can you fix it?...
CG: I can fix it…[He uses his Earth Priest Magic to close her wounds and increase her blood production] There...You should be fine before we make it to Magnolia…
LH: And what about NOW?!...
CG: Relax...You just have some swelling...You kinda look like how Chico did before her accident…[Hands over a mirror]
LH:[Looking to see her rounder than usual face. Whining] You mean I have a melon face?...Now I'll never be a model for Sorcerer's Magazine…
CH:[Offended] HEY! I DIDN'T-
CG: She didn't have a melon face...She had a cute face…
CH:[Blushing] R-Really?!..
CG: Yeah…[Holding up Chibi Delilah] Just like Delilah has right now!
CH:[Put off] Oh! So you meant cute, not hot…
CG: Yeah..But now you ARE hot...You'd fit in Sorcerer's Magazine like a glove…
CH:[Blushing] Uhhhm...Thanks...I guess…?
LV: You sure you two aren't a couple?!...
CG&CH: NO! WE'RE NOT!
LV: Okay…
SB: Well one thing is for certain...You two have quite a relationship...And quite a unique kind of mutual love 💘
CH: Oh, yeah?...And how do we know that you don't have any feelings for Clayton? Huh!?...You were pretty quick to kiss him…
SB:[Blushing. Serious] I only have feelings for Cold Emperor Lyon!
LH: So...You've never had feelings for Clayton?!...
SB:[Lying] Yes! I mean, no! I mean…[Half-true] Kinda…?[Honestly] Maybe a slight crush…But not anymore!
CG: She's telling the truth…
TH:[To Clayton and Chico] So...What's the relationship between you two…?
CG: All I see her as is like a bossy sister…
*DONG!*
CH:[Foot on top of Clayton's jewels] OH, YEAH!?! AND YOU'RE LIKE A PAIN-IN-THE-ASS LITTLE BROTHER!!!
OWWW!!!
[She fell on top of Clayton. Dangerously close to locking lips once again]
CG:[Whispering] This is just like what happened back in Koigokoro…
CH:[Getting off of him] I swear, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna rip your cojones out and smash them like grapes!
CG:[Guarding his groin] No, thank you!...
ES: Well...We should all rest up...We've had quite a day…[She lays down with Magma snuggled up towards her, ready to return to bed]
ND: Yeah...Couldn't agree more, Erza…[He lays back down to sleep]
LH: Let's hope I wake back up with MY old face…[She lays back down to sleep]
Hap:[Rubbing his battered face] Aye…[He heads to bed]
GF: Yeah...I'm exhausted…[He lays down]
CG:...[To Lyon and the others] You guys aren't staying here...Are you…?
LV: No...We need to check on the people of Brago…
CG: I'm coming with...I have some messages to deliver…[He looks back to Gray]...