The Camping Trip

"Sorry I don't know."
"Ma'am I am going to need an address if you would like we could do a search and rescue."
"Okay, I would like that ve-"
"THUMP"
"Ma'am what was that sound."
"A big cat,"
"Oh! I love fat cats there so fluffy an-"
"No! Not A regular cat a panther.
"Pfft, you think I would believe you... WAS THIS A PRANK CALL?!"
"n-"
She hangs up leaving you helpless you stay there until someone arrives you starve
End Of Story