Lyon Vastia: I'll end this quickly! Ice Make: Eagle Migration![Similar to the actual spell, but with more eagles attacking multiple targets.]
Gray Fullbuster: Ice Make: Shield![It works successfully.]
Erza Scarlet: Requip![She dawn's her Adamantine Armor, easily blocking the oncoming eagles.]
Natsu Dragneel: Fire Dragon: Iron Fists![Natsu easily evades and destroys the oncoming swarm.]
Clay(ton) Grimm:[Guarding Chico] Earth Dragon Make: Cambrian Cataphract![Full-body armor, made of Earth Dragon Granite. Barely gets eroded by the eagles.]
GF: Is that all you've got, Lyon!?!
LV: Far from it! Ice Make: Stampede![Just sends multiple ice familiars out, each different creatures.]
[A Snow Tiger went for Gray. A Puffer Fish rushed Erza. A Snow Dragon charged Natsu. And an Ape headed for Clay and Chico. As the others easily took out their hostiles, Clay merely grabbed Chico and sidestepped the Ape, removed the granite helmet he had, and call for everyone to stop.]
CG:[Gesturing for a time-out.] WOAH! Hold on! Hold up! Time!...Yo man! What the hell!?!
LV: What?
CG: Don't you "WHAT" me! You know exactly what I called time for!
LV: I don't.
CG: Well let me spell it out for you, Jack Frost! Out of all these animals you sent to attack us, you just had to send US the Ape?
Chico: Wait...You're right...
GF: What the hell's the prob...lem...Ohhhh...
ES: Well Gray! It looks like your former peer is a bigot...
GF: Guess so...
ND: What the heck is going on?
LV: I'd like to know as well...
CG: So, you see nothing wrong with sending the ape to us?!
LV: What? No!!! I see nothing wrong with that! Why?
CH: So do you just send apes at all the black people you see? Or just the ones your fighting?
[Zalty fixes the temple, despite no one in the room noticing.]
LV: Are YOU two implying that I'm racially targeting you!?!
CG: I'm not implying anything! Your actions are!
LV: I'M. NOT. RACIST!
CH: Then why send the Ape at the ONLY black people in the ENTIRE room!?!
LV: I'm NOT RACIST towards BLACK PEOPLE! Many of my loyalist subjects are black!
CH: OOOH!!! So we're your SUBJECTS! That explains EVERYTHING!!!
LV: No! Wait! That came out wrong! They're from Brago! They-
CG: OH MY DRAGONS! YOU ARE RACIST!
LV: How am I racist!?!
CG: You just admitted you have slaves!
LV:[Baffled] What!?! I've never said anything remotely like that! What makes you think I own slaves!?!
CG: Gee! I don't know! Maybe because Brago has a slave trade still going!
LV: I...Did not know that...
ND: Hey, Pal! I don't appreciate you being such a jerk to my cousin!
LV: He's the one putting words in my mouth!
ES: Well he's not the one making racial assaults...You are!...And to both of our black friends…[To Clay and Chico] Hope you two didn't take that comment as offensive...If so, I apologize…
CG&CH: You're fine...
GF: Damn, Lyon! If Ur was in a grave, she'd be turning over right now...
LV: Shut up Gray!
ND: Now that I think about it...The only wizards you sent after us were just as white as the four of us!
CH: What's wrong COLD EMPEROR!?! You couldn't find one black wizard in ALL of the world, who'd want to help you in you quest to destroy Deliora?
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LV: Uhhhm...
CG: Well, of course not! You wanna know why?
LV: Uhhhhh...Why?
CG&CH: Because you'd send ice apes at them!
LV: ENOUGH! Besides, if I'd attack the others with it, THAT could be considered racist, because of what it's made from!
CG&CH: That's Snow Ape! Not Ice Ape! Besides, with that leap in logic, we should be twice as offended, because our mom was white!
LV: So...You both are not even TRULY black!
GF,ES&ND: Oooooooooo...
CG: I'm a mulatto, idiot! My dad was black, and my mom was white!
CH: Same here, cabron!
LV: So! I can't attack you two with My Ice Apes because of your race!?!
CG: No! Next time you send some stupid Ice Apes, make sure you attack EVERYONE with them!
LV:.ENOUGH OF THIS!!! I'LL SEND AS MANY ICE APES AS I WANT, TO WHOEVER I WANT! ICE MAKE: AP---*SMASH!*[Gray smashed Lyon into the ground with his Ice Hammer.]
GF: That takes care of that...
LV:[Laughs] Don't be so sure, Gray![Lyon shatters apart, revealing it to be an Ice Clone.]
GF: What the...
[Lyon appeared behind Gray, ready to cast a spell.]
LV: This is the end for you! Ice Make: Panther![As Lyon tried to impale Gray with his Ice Panther, it failed due to the Freesian Lion Coat.]
What the...*Bam, Bam!*
[Gray and Erza struck the foolish emperor back to the temple wall.]
ES: It seems he's forgotten about the coat...
LV: *Humph* Oh, I didn't forget about the coat![It was another clone.]
[Grabbing the back of Clay's head.] Ice Make: Panther![This time, it was successful, Clay's headless body collapsed to the ground, shattering the Ice Panther...or so it looked like.]
GF: NO!!!
ND: CUZ!!!
ES&CH: CLAY!!!
LV: *Humph* Damn fool...You should have kept your coat!
CG:[Right behind him.] And you should catch up...
LV: What!!! Impossible! *THWACK!* Aagh![Clay did a Splitting Earth Dragon: Secret Art: Armored Seismal Strikes, smashing the third Ice Clone of Lyon, and sending a Earth Dragon boot, enhanced by Clay's Earth Dragon: Cambrian Cataphract, straight towards the real Lyon, heading for the exit.]
ES: Clay!
ND: Your alive!
GF: But how!?!
CG: *Humph* I'll explain...When Captain Cold over there used his first Ice Clone, I could tell from the get-go...What he didn't expect me to do is to make an Earth Golem Clone of myself, the moment I stopped the fighting! Then as he was sending his Ice Clones, I could tell where he really was thanks to my 6th sense!
LV:[In pain] So...That whole argument...*Groans*...It was just a ruse?
CG: Yep! You fell for the old Race-Bait & Switch!
*DONG!*
CH:[Grinding Lyon's jewels underfoot] Ruse or not, you deserve having you're conjones squashed like grapes!
LV:[Begging] Please...Stop!...
Zalty:[Returning] You should have known better, Vastia! Nidhogg is known as "The Wizard who can See and Hear All," you can run from him...
CG:[Finishing] But you can't hide from me! So..You back from fixing the temple?
Zalty: Correct! I bet you don't know what magic I used to fix it?
Griffin:[Appearing from Zalty's Hair] I bet he does...
CG,CH&ES:[Glad] Griffin!
ND,GF&LV: Griffin!?!
Zalty: Griffin...How long have you been in my hair?
Griff: Long enough to catch a ride back here...Everyone! The Moon Vapor has almost freed Deliora! We need-
GF:[Interrupting] To stop the ceremony...
Griff: No...To kill Deliora...
GF: What!?! But if you free Deliora, you'll kill Ur!
Griff: Wrong...It will free her...
Everyone else: WHAT!?!
Zalty: *Humphf* I can't allow you to kill Deliora!
CG: Of course you can't...
CG&Griff: Leader of the Seven Kin of Purgatory!
Zalty:[Shocked] HUH!
Griff: You smell the same from before...
CG:[Continuing] When me, Griff and the rest of S.S.F. infiltrated the Balam Alliance Meeting years ago...by the way...you were using Arc of Time Magic...
Zalty: My, my...I completely forgot you two are from Sorciers Sans Frontiéres...Your guild has always been a thorn in our side...
[Griffin flies to Lyon.]
Griff: Were you oblivious to her intent?
Everyone but Clay: HER!?!
Zalty:[Evil chuckle] It no longer matter…[Lying] Once Deliora has finished warming up on this island, me and my guild will retrieve it with our airship...This is the end...[Zalty leaves, out of Clay's POV.]
ND: Huh!?! Hey cuz! Your sword is gone![Natsu points out the empty scabbard.]
ES: You mean this sword?[Pulls out the silver blade]
GF: What!?! So what did he…Or she steal?
CG: A decoy…
Griff: There's no time to waste! We must get to where there holding Deliora!
LV: Take me with you...
Griff: Fine.[Griffin carries Lyon.] Let's go!
[The seven of them make it to the demons holding area. Seeing the Ice is nearly all gone.]
Griff: Clay! Imbue the sword with the Moon's Magic!
CG: Got it!
LV: I'll come with you!
GF: Same here!
CH: Don't forget me!
CG: Okay...Earth Dragon: Terraform: Rising Plateau![Clay, Chico, Gray and Lyon rise to where Toby was performing the ritual.]
TH: Hey! Lyon! What are you doing with the jerk who broke my nose?
[Magma flies in with Black Wing Armor, impersonating Erza.]
Magma Scarlet: We're here to help Kill Deliora!
GF: Erza!?! What the hell are you doing here?
MS: Making sure that "Zalty" person doesn't steal the sword!
LV: Good call...Toby! They're here to help us...We are here to imbue the Moon's Magic with this blade! Then we'll finally kill Deliora!
CG: Just keep doing the ritual...try not to get distracted when I'm imbuing the sword...it can be pretty flashy!
TH: Thanks for the heads up![He continues the Moon's Veil ritual.]
CG: Alright! Here goes![Clay let's the purple light of the Moon Vapor cover the entire blade, causing it's Obsidian parts to start lighten into a more purple color. Clay then thrusts the blades tip towards the Moon, having his Valkyrie Mark glow the same purple hue as the Moon Vapor. The light then enveloped him in a circle around him, the light growing more intense, brighter and brighter, until the light outshined the Moon. When it was all done. The Bloodwood turned magenta in color, the Obsidian glowed the same color as the Moon's Magic, even the reflections in the blade had a slight violet tint to it now.]
[Deliora roared below. Free from the Iced Shell.]
CG: It's done...I call this blade "Moonbreaker" Now we can--What!?!
[Clay used his 6th sense and Abiotic Eye to see that Deliora was already dead. Just a husk of a demon. Lyon and Gray struggled to take the blade from Clay's iron grip.]
LV: What the hell are you doing!?! Give me the sword so I can kill it!
GF: No way!!! If anyone's going to kill it, it should be me!!!
MS&CH: Both of you!!! STOP!!! Do you hear that?
[Dead silence was all they could here.]
GF:...Is it...
LV:[Realizing] Dead...
CG: Ur killed it...All that's left was a husk...Let's head back to the others...[Clay lowers the plateau back to the others with everyone, including Toby and Magma.]
ND: Hey! What's the heck just happened!?!
GF: Clay finished the sword...
ES:[Being informed by Magma.] But it was all for nothing...Deliora was already dead...
GF&LV: Yeah...Huh!?!
GF: Erza! How'd you get there so fast!?!
ND: What the heck are you yapping on about!?! Erza was with us the entire time!
GF: No she wasn't! She came with us up to finish the sword!
LV:[Point towards Magma] See! She's right...[Looks back at Erza.]...Here...Hey! I don't know if I have a concussion or not, but it looks like there's...
ND&GF:[Seeing what Lyon was pointing out.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! TWO ERZAS!!! IT'S THE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
[The two rivals held each other, both cowering in fear.]
GF: N-n-n-n-n-natsu!
ND: Yeah, Gray!?!
GF: I know we never really got along, but...You we're the best friend I've ever had...
ND:[In a fast ramble] Gray! I used your necklace to unclog my toilet!!!
GF: Wait? What did you say?
[Clayton, Chico and Griffin were dying of laughter.]
CG:[Shushing] I've got an idea...[Clay summons Gemini, via pricking his palm until it resembles Gemini's constellation, then staining the ground with his blood.]
[Whispering]Gemini! Veni foras!(Gemini! Come forth!)[From the blood stained ground, Gemini's symbol formed, causing the twin spirits to emerge from a temporary blood gate.]
Gemini: Clay!
CG:*Shush!* Hey! You two! See those two idiots holding each other in fear?
Gemi: Yep!
Mini: It's hard to miss!
CG: Well if you transform into her,[Points to Erza] you'll freak them out even more, but in the meantime, hide until two more blonde chicks and a blue flying cat come in, got it!?!
Gemini: Sure thing![Gemi and Mini hide behind some stalagmites.]
[Lucy, Delilah and Happy arrive.]
Happy: Natsu! Your alright! Huh!?![Sees Erza and Magma.] AAAAAH!!! MY NIGHTMARE I HAD CAME TRUE! THERE REALLY ARE TWO ERZAS!!!
Lucy Heartfilia: I kept trying to tell you guys!
ES&MS:[Commanding] YOU TWO! JOIN THE OTHERS![Pointing towards Natsu and Gray.] NOW!!!
LH&Hap: AAAAAHHH!!! YES MA'AMS!!!
[Lucy and Happy joined Natsu and Gray.]
ES: You three have disregarded guild rules by taking this quest![Shows a copy of the S-Class request.]
MS: And you Gray! You abandoned your mission to return them, over a petty rivalry!
Griff: Actually, he agreed to help them not long after they arrived on Galuna Island...Telepathy sure is useful...
LH: I told you guys there were two Erzas!
ND: First time I'm hearing about it!
GF: I just thought the moon was making you crazy!
Gemini:[As Erza] You think there are only two of me!?!
Gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! IT'S A THIRD ERZA!!!
Griff:[Whispers] Nice one boy!
CG:[Whispers] Ooo, I'm just getting started![Clay then used his magic to create a small army worth of golems that look exactly like Erza, outside the chambers entrance, commanding them to enter in a march.]
Erza Army: YOU HAVE DISHONORED FAIRY TAIL FOR THE LAST TIME!
Gang:[In pure terror] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S AN ARMY OF ERZAS!!! IT'S THE SCARLET ARMY!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE!!! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!
LV:[Sheepishly] Excuse me...
Erza and the Erzas: YES!?!
LV: Can me and my friend here leave? This seems like a personal matter...
Erza and the Erzas: VERY WELL...
LV:[Greatful] Thank you! Come on Toby! Let's get out of here!!!
TH: You don't have to tell me twice!!!
[The two of them high-tailed it out of there. Rejoining with the rest of their team.]
CG: 😅
Griff: 😹
Gemini: 😅[Turning back into their true forms.] That was SO GOOD! Thanks for that Clay! See you later!
[Gemini returns to the Celestial Spirit World. The rest of the Scarlets(Except Erza and Magma) crumble away.]
LH: Wait!?! That was Gemini!?!
CG: Yep! And that was a Blood Summon!
Griff: We'll have plenty of time to chat later, but now we have to return to the villagers and fix their problem.
ES: Agreed!
ES&MS: Let's go!
[The Fairy Tail wizards return to the Storage Area]
ND: Hey...Where is everyone?!
Nanny: *Bleet* (Some girl in drag used some kind of Time Magic to fix the Village...So everyone just returned there…)
CG: What the...Zalty restored the Village?...And now everyone is back there…
LH: But...Why would he do that?
GF: You mean “Why would SHE do that?”...
LH&Hap:[Confused] She!?
Griff: Yes...Zalty is really a woman 2nd in command of Grimoire Hearts...A core guild of the Balam Alliance…
LH: Balam Alliance? What's that?
Griff: Pray you never have to find out…
ES: We shouldn't be standing around here out in the open...Let's head back to the Village…
Nanny: *Bleet* (Good call...Follow me...I know a shortcut…)[The goat trots towards the Village in a slow, guiding pace]
CG: Let's follow the goat...She knows a shortcut…
ES: Very well…[Commanding] Everyone! Follow the goat!
Hap: Wait...We're REALLY gonna follow a stupid goat?! How do we know it's not gonna get us lost?
LH: I don't know...I'd much rather get directions from a goat then you, Happy…
Everyone: Same…
Hap:[Offended] Hey! You make one mistake, and suddenly your awful at directions...AAAHHH!!!
*POW!*
[The nanny headbutted Happy into the nearest tree]
Nanny:[Angry] *BLEET!* (You better watch your tongue, or I'll rip it out like a blade of grass!)
CG:[Recovering Happy] I wouldn't piss of the goat anymore if I were you…
Hap:[Disoriented] Aye…
[The group followed the goat back to the Village]
ND: We're back!
LH: And the people at the temple are no longer using it and long gone!
Lulu: But...Why do we still look like monsters?
Moka: Because, the fools neglected to destroy the Moon!
CG: No worries! I'll get right on it! Alright Griff! Fly me to the Moon!
Griff: You mean "throw you", right?
CG: Right!
Griff: What a relief...[Griffin grabs Clay, throwing him towards the Moon above.]KOBE!
[As Clay was heading high in the sky, he had a thought.]
CG:(Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if I eat all that Moon Frost...Only one way to find out!)
[Clay smashed through the veil.] *YEET!*[Before the Moon Frost dissipated, Clay inhaled and consumed all the crystallized Moon Magic, feeling his body process it. As he casted his Earth God: Icarus Wings, he used his mind-link with Grant to tell him they're all ready to be picked up. He lands safely back to everyone else.]
And that takes care of that!
LH: Uhhhm...They still look like monsters...
CG: Not monsters...
ES,MS,CH&DH: Demons...
Gang: What!?!
Griff: This village was appointed by the Valkyries because they knew they would be unable to abuse the Moon's Magic.
Bobo: Because we're all demons...
Moka: Bobo!?! Son? Your alive! But how? We killed you!
Bobo: It'll take more than a measly sword to the chest to kill a demon! I'm just glad everyone finally got their memories back! I was the only one who still had mines!
CG: Speaking of "Swords" Erza! Here! As the one who created this, I hereby give you Moonbreaker! May it serve you well.[Hands Moonbreaker to Erza.]
ES: Thank you, Clay! I'll wield it with honor![Sends Moonbreaker into her Pocket dimension.]
Moka:[Hugging Bobo] Thank you Fairy Tail wizards!
Bobo:[Flying] Thanks to you, my village is back to normal!
[The villagers took flight to show their joy.]
GF: They can fly!?!
CG: Hey Gray!
GF: Yeah?
CG: Give me my coat back!
GF: Fine...It's way too warm anyways…[Hands back the coat to Clayton.]
Hap: That's probably the first time Gray's been asked to take off his clothes…
MS: Father! May I join the villagers in their joyful flight?
CG: Sure thing...Sweetie...As a matter of fact, I'll join you![Throws his coat to Griffin, who strings it up like a hammock.]
[The two then sprouted their own demonic wings, but unlike the villagers black wings, their wings are silver in color.]
ES:[Requipping into her Black Wing Armor] Hey! Don't leave me out of the fun![She flew up to join them.]
[The three then flew in celebration. Magma changed her appearance back to a more juvenile Erza. Flying from the arms of her two parents.]
Hap: Hey! That looks like fun! Can I join!?!
CG,MS&ES:[Strict] No! This is a family moment! Go away!
Hap:[Disappointed] Awww...😿
END: Ya know...They don't really look like demons to me...If you look at their faces...They kind of seem like angels to me…
Village demon 1: Let's have feast tonight and celebrate!
Village demon 2: It'll be all-out demon party!
LH: I don't know if I'm rowdy enough to party with demons…
Hap: Me either!
[As they celebrated the night with a feast, Gray was approached by Lulu, in her true form.]
Lulu: How are you feeling!? You're sure looking a lot better!
GF: Do I know you?
Lulu: Maybe this'll help…[She transforms into her human form.]
GF:[Taking time to remember] I remember you!
Lulu: I look a little different now, huh![Transforms back.]
GF: Yeah…
Demoness 1: Just so you know! Every girl in our village has totally fallen for you ‘cause we think you're like the coolest guy ever!
Demoness 2: Yeah! She's right! We think you're super awesome Gray!
Demoness 3: You probably think we're cuter in our human forms, don't you!?
GF:[Cautiously] No...That's not...Necessarily true...I think you ladies look fine the way you are.
Demonesses:[Shrieking in glee]
Demoness 1: You've got to be the sweetest guy I've ever met!
Demoness 2: You know just what to say to a girl!
Demoness 3: Let's hit the dance floor and will teach you the demon wiggle waggle!
[Meanwhile, in Juvia Lockser's residence.]
Juvia Lockser:[Waking up, casting Water Nebula by instinct. From just seeing “Golf” surrounded by succubi] GET AWAY FROM GOLF YOU WHORISH HARPIES!...Huh!?![She looks around her bedroom to see everything soaked and scattered.] Oh my...I wrecked my entire room...Dammit!...[She gets up from her bed and walks to the still intact windows, looking out to see her rainstorm, raining harder than usual.] I wonder…Is Golf...Or whoever he is...Is he safe!?!...*Gasp!*[After thinking about her night with “Golf”, she noticed the rainfall faded to a barely noticable drizzle. After noticing it, the rainfall went back to it's usually downpour.] Did...Did it just...Lighten up!?...Is Victoria right!?...Was...That guy...Was he the Teru-Teru Bōzu that this cruel world sent for me…? Is he...Is he my soulmate?!...I hope that saying is true...“If you truly love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don’t, they never were.”
[Back on Galuna Island.]
LH:[As the demonesses dragged Gray off into the night] Looks like someone's getting a lot of attention from the ladies!
Hap: He'll scare them off sooner or later…
CH&DH:[Agreeing] That's for sure...
[After a discussion with Griffin. Moka realized the truth of the village's existence on the island.]
Moka: I see...So we are the guardians of this island's temple?!
Griff: Correct...Although at first, the Valkyries enchanted the temple as a precautionary in the event that any of your tribe's members went rogue and wanted to use the Moon's Magic to their own will...Of course...That was centuries ago...And after years of showing no interest in it, the Leader of the Valkyries has decided to lift the enchantment on the temple...As a matter of fact...Before Clayton entered the temple, his Valkyrie Mark was altered to lift the enchantments on the temple...Both to allow your village access to it...And...Because Clayton himself is a Devil Slayer...And may have been bared from even entering the temple…
Moka: He's a Devil Slayer!?! So that explains why he also looked so monstrous...The Moon Vail above the island also affected him…He's...He's not here to kill us all...Is he!?
Griff: Not at all…Fortunately, he knows that not all demons are monsters...So to speak...He does hold a disdain for Etherious Demons...But more specifically, the Demons of the Black Wizard Zeref...Those monsters orphaned him as a child...Not to mention the other children of his hometown...He was just the unlucky soul to be the one to see all the men and women, fathers and mothers of his town...Slaughtered...He hasn't seen the other children since before the Freesia crisis...And I'm afraid he fears to face them...Feeling a sense of responsibility for the tragedy...The poor boy even has an irrational fear of rabbits, all because one of those demons harassed him happened to have rabbit ears…
Bobo: My god...Poor kid…
Griff: However...He was given a family throughout his life...He managed to save his unborn sisters...He was raised by dragons to be a force to be reckoned with...He found a family in our former guild...And now...Now he's found family in this guild…
Ur:[To Griffin](My word...Him and Gray sure share a lot in common...But unlike Gray, he seems so...Open…)
Griff:[To Ur. Because her consciousness has been freed into the ocean](There was a time when he acted very similar to Fullbuster...It wasn't until he traveled around with Victoria for quite some time...That he began opening up to the world...She opened his heart...And...Unfortunately broke it too...But his heart still remains open...At least to a certain extent…*Humph*...Love...It's a hell of a feeling, huh Ur?!)
Ur:(That's what I want for Gray...I thought stopping Deliora would have freed him...That he would have opened his heart...I still hope that there's someone out there for him...Someone in this cruel and beautiful world of ours that can open his heart...Be it quickly...Or...Gradually…)
Griff:(Ur...That person in the mask...She's Ultear…)
Ur:[Shocked](What!?! That can't be! She died! Those researchers told me she died!)
Griff:(I know...I was there too...The reason I left your company was to investigate what happened to your daughter...Turns out those researchers lied to you, so they could use your daughter as their lab rat with no worries about being bothered by you...Fortunately...Or, Unfortunately...She was rescued by a Dark Wizard, A zealot of Zeref...She was indoctrinated into their Social Darwinian philosophy...And she's now the Ace of one of the most powerful Dark Guilds in Ishgar...Who absolutely loathes you…)
Ur:(I loathe myself...For being too naive...For failing her...I don't deserve to be free…)
Griff:(Don't be hard on yourself Ur...You did what any other mother would have done...There is still hope...Now that you are free, we have an opportunity to change her fate...We have to at least try...)
Ur:(*Chuckles*...Your right...But I hope you eventually practice what you preach...You royal kitty cat…)
Griff:(*Grumbles*...You're lucky your a glorified puddle...Because if you still had your body...BAM! POW!...Straight to the Moon Village…So...Did you want me to relay any messages to your pupils Ur?)