The Great Hole Adventure

You get lost in the midst of the sand dunes and find a small man-sized pyramid. Inside you find a ladder leading underground. It's a bunker. Filled with supplies to last years. You decide to stay there for a while to rest. During your late night meal you eat a drugged food intended to put you in a 5 year sleep. 5 years later you wake up to someone knocking on the pyramid door. It's the squirrel police, they ask you if you've seen a squirrel, you tell them you saw one yesterday. (Even though it had been 5 years). They take you to the city with them and you start a new life. You live a wise, fulfilling, and true life that one could only dream of. This is the end of your journey.