A Story

You decide to keep the 401k and retire. However, you choose to spend the money on more beer, more pancakes, and a little bit of it on a god-tier truck. After 2 days, you begin to feel depressed. You’re cash money has gone down to $5,000. Police are cornering you now. Uh oh. You forgot to disable the security cameras. They find you, and open fire. You are dead.
End Of Story