Cats

The judge sentences you to 30 days of community service. Your punishment is that for an hour every day, you have to scoop litter boxes all over town. You become known to the entire community as the door-to-door litter box scooper. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it!

After your 30-day sentence has expired, you vow never to play favorites again! What a horrible experience!

THE END
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