Cats

You have no idea where LuLu is. You go back downstairs.

Looks like the cats have ordered a pizza while you were gone. How thoughtful of them!

"Can I have a slice?" you ask them.

"Meow," they say agreeably.

You pick up a slice of pizza and take a huge bite. Wow, what a flavor! It almost tastes like...

You pull the slice out of your mouth. It's covered in sardines and anchovies! Yuck!

You go to the bathroom. You spend the rest of the night throwing up!

THE END