Narrator: As the wizards drive to Clover, they are all unaware that Kageyama did not leave, but merely took Lullaby when no one was looking. Using his Shadow Magic to hide under TERRA.
Erza Scarlet: TERRA! Is there anyway we can revive Clay? We're going to need all the help we can!...
TERRA: There is one way.[TERRA opens her glove compartment, sliding out a syringe with a brownish-grey translucent liquid.]
Gray Fullbuster:[Grabs the syringe] What's this?
TERRA: Platinum colloid. I'm sure Sir Grimm has told you that he's more than just an Earth Dragon Slayer, correct?
Everyone(Excluding Erza): Yeah…?
ES: No...But go on…
TERRA: As most of you are aware, Clayton was also taught God Slayer and Devil Slayer Magic from his foster parents...But!...He also read in a book how to combine all three forms of magic into Lord Slayer Magic. Magic capable of killing immortals themselves...This magic alows him to turn ordinary earth into platinum infused with Lord Slayer Magic...And although when it comes to his Earth Dragon Slayer Magic that when he consumes more raw earthly elements and substances, he can get more power from it, his other Slayer Magics can take a toll on him...God Slayer Magic wearing at one's humanity, and Devil Slayer Magic wearing at one's sanity...And Lord Slayer Magic drastically wearing at one's vitality...However! He discovered that if, say, a God Slayer, were to have nanoparticles of gold introduced into the Slayer's body, the gold would draw out and bind to the negative magic, allowing the body the chance to purge it and be relieved of the ill effects of God Slayer Magic...Although, Clayton and Victoria do not need to worry about that, because they are second-generation God and Devil Slayers...Having their dragons to deal with the ill effects of those resective forms of magic...However, Clayton can still benefit from consuming silver, gold, and platinum...Silver greatly boosting his Earth Devil Slayer Magic, and gold greatly boosting his Earth God Slayer Magic...And platinum, as you could guess, boosts his Lord Slayer Magic...But it also gives him the most power and vitality of any other substances he can eat.
Chico Hammitt: I thought it looks familiar...It's the same stuff that Rocco gave him...
Happy: So...By injecting him with this platinum colloid, he should be better than ever!
TERRA: I see I have an intellectual in my presence!
Hap:[Blushing] Well...You know...I'm kind of the brains of the team…
Lucy Heartfilia:[Grabbing the syringe from Gray] So all we do is shoot him up and he'll be all better![Readying the needle.] Should be easy!
TERRA: Not exactly…
LH: Huh!?! What do ya mean?!
TERRA: Clayton's flesh is very tough...Too tough to just jab it anywhere...There are only two major regions that should be soft enough to get the needle through...his buttocks, and the innermost of his thighs...where his...Package...makes contact with…
Everyone:[Confused] His package!?!...*Ding!*...His...Package…
Natsu Dragneel: Not it!
GF: Not it!
CH: Not it!
Hap: Not it.!..Guess it's up to you Lucy!...Congratulations!...You get to see your neighbor naked...Hehehe!...
LH:[Angry] HEY! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT!?![Normally] Chico! Can't you do it?!
CH:[Refusing] No no no no no! I've already seen, AND touched it! I don't wanna do that again! 🙊
Everyone:...What did you say?
CH:[Lying] Nothing! Please ignore me!
Hap: Well...Me, Chico and the guys called “Not it!”...And Erza's driving…
ES: Lucy...I'd be willing to help you if I didn't need to drive, but-
TERRA: I can engage autopilot mode.
[Erza jumps back into the the rear with the others.]
ES: Alright, Lucy!...Let's do this!...
Everyone: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS!!!
ES: Come now Lucy!...You can't deny that Clayton has a body that is...Irresistible, in a way…
LH:[Blushing like a tomato] Well...Maybe once…
ES: As have I...
LH&ES: So let's see what we're dealing with…
GF: Man...And you women call us pigs…
ND: How hypocritical…
Hap: Aye…
LH:[Taking off Clay's pants] Okay…
ES:[Grabbing the waistband of his briefs] Here goes…[She pulls them down.]
ES&LH: 😳😳
Hap: Hey! Why does he have a third leg!?!
GF: It looks so...limp…
ND: And hairy and veiny!...
CH:[Embarrassed] That's...Not his leg...
[It took the three of them a moment to realize it's not a leg.]
Boys:[In emasculated shock] HOLY COW! THAT'S NOT A LEG!
GF: Is that why he's so heavy…?
Hap: How does he go to the bathroom with it…?
ND: How does he put clothes over it…?
ES: Lucy...I think we both need to push his...Package...out of the way together...Give me the syringe...I should be able to push enough of it back with one hand...You might need to use both…
LH: I think you're right…
[The two female wizards proceeded to push the large…”Package”...Aside...Exposing his innermost thigh, with a visible vein to inject into.]
ES: Here goes…[She readies the syringe, but gets caught in a trance]
GF: Ummm...Erza…?
ND: Are you gonna do it, or what?
Hap:[Waving his paws in front of them] Yep! Looks like Clay's snake charmed them both…[Rapidly] 1, 2, 3!
Boys: Not it!
CH:[Shocked] Wha--Uhh…*Growls* FINE![She snatches the syringe and injects it into the visible vein]
CG:[Waking up] *Yawn!*...Did we win!?!...Huh!?!...[He notices the three female wizards holding his…”Package”...Down.] Can I help you three, or are you three changing professions?!...
Ladies:[Pulling back their hands. Embarrassed] SHUT UP! WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE FIGHT!
CG:[Pulls his underwear and plants back on] And...You were down there for!?!...
Ladies: TERRA SAID IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT THE NEEDLE WOULD GO THROUGH!!!
CG: Ummm...It has a tungsten carbide tip...It can pierce me anywhere with a little force…
Ladies: 😨😨😨…[Angry] TERRA! YOU TRICKED US!
TERRA: Yes. Yes I did!
Ladies:[Livid] BUT WHAT FOR!?!
TERRA: To see how far you would go to take care of my creator!...Plus, be honest!...[To Erza and Lucy] Both of you wanted to see it for yourselves!...
ES&LH:[Red with embarrassment. Lying] NO!...
TERRA: This is all irrelevant. We are approaching the town of Clover soon.
GF: Good!...It's getting dark…
CG: Hope we still have time…
[After reaching the conference building, the wizards split up, looking for the escaped Eisenwald Wizard. Once the coast was clear, Kageyama left the bottom of TERRA and searched for a good vantage point.]
(FYI: Clay's extra senses are the last to recover. Giving Kageyama a window of opportunity.)
Kageyama:(Yeah, this'll work...Surely they'll be able to hear the Lullaby Flute from here...Finally!...The time has come!...)
[Makarov is making kissing noises in the distance.]
Kageyama:[Shocked look]
Master Makarov Dreyar:[Holding the latest issue of Sorcerer's Magazine] There are some hot little numbers in this week's issue!...
*Wow!*
MMD: WOW! Young wizarding ladies are SO much more powerful now, then they were back in my day!...And sexier too!
Victoria Marvell:[Disgusted] ARE ALL OLD MALES PERVERTED PIGS!?! OR JUST YOU OLD COOTS!?!
MMD: Oh, don't get your panties in a wad!...Your just jealous because you've never been in a Sorcerer's Weekly Issue!
VM:[Angry] LEAVE MY PANTIES OUT OF THIS YOU OLD COOT!!!...[Calmed down] Besides...Sorcerer's Magazine has begged me and my guild to do an issue of them!..But we always turn them down!...
MMD: Really!?! What for!?!
VM: Sorcerer's Magazine can't afford to pay for our demanded servicing fee...If I'm going to degrade my body to a bunch of dirty men like you, I ain't gonna do it for cheap!...[Flips hair back.] I know my worth!...I'll leave you to your...gentleman's magazine…[She walks off.]
MMD:[Defensive] IT'S NOT A GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE! IT'S A MAGAZINE ON ALL THE LATEST THINGS IN THE MAGIC WORLD!!!...Finally!...All alone!...[Looks back to see Kageyama. Completely shocked, like he was a pervert caught red-handed. Making an excuse.] IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I WAS DOING SOME RESEARCH ON FEMALE WIZARDS, IT WAS INNOCENT, AND I HAVE NO REASON TO BE ASHAMED---
Kageyama: I DON'T CARE what your doing here...
[As the two talk, Clay was searching for Kageyama, looking around, when he ran into his old partner, in more ways than one 😉]
VM: Clay!?! Finally!...I had half a mind to shock all these perverted men into oblivion...Glad you finally showed up…
CG: THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT VICKI, WE'RE ALL IN DANGER!
VM: HUH!?! DANGER!?! What do you mean!?!
CG: Good news or bad news?
VM: How about some good news…
CG: Okay...Me and some of the other Fairy Tail wizards uncovered a plot made by Eisenwald to kill everyone at the conference with the Demon Flute, Lullaby!
VM: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS!?!
CG: Because we took out nearly everyone in the Eisenwald Guild...I even took down Erigor…
VM: Okay...That IS good news…So what's the bad news?
CG: The last wizard took the flute and hightailed it here to finish their mission!
VM:[Shocked and worried] WHAT!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM!?!
CG: Well...I kinda beat Erigor using my H&E Dragon Mode...So…
VM:[Understanding] You passed out after you beat him...But if we're all still alive, then we still have a chance to stop this guy!
CG: Right! Let's find this punk and give him a dirt nap!
MMD:[In the distance] Well...I guess one song couldn't hurt…
Kageyama: Oh, thank you!...(We, win)...Be sure to listen carefully now sir!
MMD: Yeah, yeah…
VM&CG: 😨😨
Kageyama:[Ready to play Lullaby] (This is it!...[Flashbacks to his fellow Eisenwald wizards talking ill of legal guilds, Erigor's words of revenge, Clay's words of ridicule and scorn, and The words of advice and concern from the other Fairy Tail wizards.])
GF: There he is!
ND: Gramps!
ES: Master!
CH: NO!
Master's Bob: *Shhh!*
GF,ND&LH:[Shocked]
MB: They're just about to get to the good part!...
Heracles:[Approaching Natsu and Gray from behind] Well, aren't you boys yummy!...
MB: So adorable!
ND&GF:[Holding each other in fear]
[Meanwhile, in Oak Town.]
Juvia Lockser:[Waking up from her all-too-real nightmare]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!...What kind of nightmare was that!?!...I hope Master José is safe…Do I need to make dream catchers now?...[She tries to go back to sleep.]
[Back in the town of Clover.]
LH:[Scared] Who the heck are those guys!?!
ES: Well...I don't know the big one...But I know the one with wings is Master Bob…
Orion:[Joining the ladies] The big one's Heracles...The strong man Celestial Spirit…Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Orion. I'm one of the founding members of Sorciers Sans Frontiéres…
LH: Hey! I've heard about you! You're THE expert when it comes to Celestial Spirits and Magic!
Orion: Well...I did discover some lost Gold Gate Keys other then the Zodiac Keys…
LH: So, how many gold gate keys are there!?!
Orion: Not too many more than twelve...I believe it's sixteen in total...Twelve of them, as you can guess, are the Zodiac Spirits...The other four are the heads of the other Celestial Spirit Families…
Ladies: Other Celestial Spirit Families!?!
Orion: That's correct, yes!...I'm sure you already know about the Zodiac Family, spirits with the duty of helping keep the Celestial Spirit World in order, assigned that duty by the Celestial Spirit King himself...But their are other Celestial Spirit Families...For instance, Heracles, or Hercules, is the head spirit of his own family...He-
ES:[Interrupting] I'm sorry to interrupt, but we're all in serious danger![Points at Kageyama.] That man is…
MB: Erza, honey!...You've really filled out!
LH:[Hiding behind Erza] So that weirdo is the Master of the Blue Pegasus Guild!?!
ES: Correct.
Orion: He sure is…
[Back with Master Makarov and Kageyama.]
MMD: Well…? I can't wait all night, young man!...
CG&VM:(He's hesitant! Could he actually go through with it!?!)
Griffin:[Wasted] No need to worry…*Meow*...His mind is too conflicted…*Meow*...[Griffin walked on all-four, brushing up against Victoria and Clayton's legs.]
{Side note: Although Griffin has an alcohol tolerance that could rival Cana and Bacchus, he still can get drunk, and when he does, he acts like a domestic house cat, even enjoying being called adorable an such will he's drunk.]
VM&CG:[Annoyed] Griffin...Go home...You're drunk…
Kageyama:[Readying the flute]
ES,VM&CG: OH, NO!!!
Master Goldmine:[As Master Bob and Heracles were holding Natsu and Gray, preventing them from leaving] Can you guys keep it down over there? We're just about to get to the good part!...
LH:[Pointing out] HE'S WITH QUATRO CERBERUS!
ES&Orion: That's their Master, Goldmine…
[Back with Master Makarov and Kageyama.]
MMD: Well…!?
[Lullaby's three eye sockets glowed a dark purple.]
Kageyama:(I can do this!...I just have to play ONE SONG...And that would change EVERYTHING!...)
MMD:...Nothing's going to change…
Kageyama:[Shocked]...
MMD: You cannot change the fact that those who are weak will forever remain weak...Now maybe it's just me, but I don't think that's a bad thing…
Inne Cognitto: We humans are weak by nature...With few natural survival defenses...Should we all die because we are weak!?!
MMD: Our insecurities are the reason that guilds even exist…
IC: AND, they're why we have friends…
MMD: When we're surrounded with allies, it's easier to stay positive about the future...
IC: Think of it this way…[Gestures to Makarov to continue on.]
MMD: If we're clumsy, then we may stumble and bump into things...But as long as we have faith in our future, then we can continue marching forward…[Gestures to Inne Cognitto.]
IC: Our inner strength emerges on it's own...But we have to choose that path, and pledge to live on!...Live our lives to the fullest!...
MMD&IC: Don't let that silly flute get in the way!...
[After taking in their words of wisdom, he threw Lullaby to the ground.]
Kageyama:[On his knees in defeat] I surrender...
ES:[Rushing towards Makarov with the others] Master!
ND: You stopped him!
GF: Good job, gramps!
CH: We're saved!
MMD:[Confused]...? How did you kids end up in Clover!?!
ES: Master Makarov…[Viciously hugging the small man head first into her steel clad chest, hurting the old man.] Your words touched me so deeply, that I was almost moved to tears!...
MMD:[In pain]
[As everyone settled.]
GF: Well...It looks like we came in just in time to see gramps talk his way out of another one…
Lya&Mya: And Inne too!
[Lullaby's eyes continued to glow purple.]
Lullaby:[Maniacal laugh] I grow tired of you cowardly wizards and your antics!
Everyone:[Shocked]
Exceeds: Something came out!
[Lullaby was readying it's demon form to emerge.]
Royal Army:[General fear and concern]
Lullaby: I can NO LONGER hold back!...I shall come forth to devour you myself!...[Lullaby has entered it's demon form.] I shall feast...Upon your pitiful souls!
[As everyone panicked, scared of the demon. The Drakes of Heaven and Earth had a talk of strategy...Or so Victoria thought.]
VM: Looks like it's up to us Clay!...Clay!?!...
[He was nowhere to be seen.]
VM:[Livid] YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! THE ONLY OTHER DEVIL SLAYER, AND HE JUST BAILS!?!
CG:[Returning with a tuxedo suit and attire] Sorry!...Didn't get a chance to change into my formal wear…
VM:[Pissed] THIS IS NO TIME TO BE GETTING DRESSED TO THE NINES!!!
CG: Really!?!...Because I was gonna ask you if you wanted to dance!...😉...For old time sakes…
VM:[Understanding what he really means] I'd love to dance!...[Grabbing his left hand, and putting her other hand on his back, and vice versa.]
[The two old partners began to dance a waltz. As they danced, the very Sky and Earth danced with them, swirling to the two Slayers. Having them enter their combined Heaven and Earth Dual Dragon Mode. With Vicki's eyes and hair turning the same blacklight purple. They rose into the sky, still waltzing to their own synchronized steps.]
Lullaby: Hmmm!?! What's this!?! Has this lovely couple volunteered themselves as a sacrifice!?!
VM&CG: No!...Tonight you face the fury of the Heavens and the Earth![The stopped dancing, facing the demon.] Tonight, you face the wrath of true _____________!!!