Fizzymagic's Big Adventure
Filled with a righteous fury, Fizzymagic grabs the tire iron from the trunk, winks at Yofa, and whirls around to face Venona.
Just then, there is a soft *snick* sound, and Fizzy feels something like a bee sting on his neck. He reaches up, but it's not a bee -- it's a tiny red dart about the size of a thumbtack! Almost instantly, Fizzy's knees buckle and he collapses to the ground, the tire iron dropping uselessly from his hands. The figure masquerading as Yofa stands over him, staring coldly into his eyes, and then slowly peels off an amazingly lifelike Yofa mask, revealing -- VENONA!
"NO MORE GAMES. YOU COME TO RUSSIA NOW, STAY AT VERY FINE GULAG IN SIBERIA," Venona says coldly. "WE ARE NOT ANYMORE BOTHER WITH STUPID AMERICAN PUZZLES. WASTE OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT. YOU SOLVE BORING PUZZLES FOR VENONA, OR YOU SUFFER. MOSTLY USE WIKIPEDIA FOR LOOKUP SPORTS TRIVIA."
At this, Fizzy's indomitable spirit is finally crushed. He weakly lifts his arms to the heavens and with his last ounce of strength cries out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This is truly a fate worse than death.
Just then, there is a soft *snick* sound, and Fizzy feels something like a bee sting on his neck. He reaches up, but it's not a bee -- it's a tiny red dart about the size of a thumbtack! Almost instantly, Fizzy's knees buckle and he collapses to the ground, the tire iron dropping uselessly from his hands. The figure masquerading as Yofa stands over him, staring coldly into his eyes, and then slowly peels off an amazingly lifelike Yofa mask, revealing -- VENONA!
"NO MORE GAMES. YOU COME TO RUSSIA NOW, STAY AT VERY FINE GULAG IN SIBERIA," Venona says coldly. "WE ARE NOT ANYMORE BOTHER WITH STUPID AMERICAN PUZZLES. WASTE OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT. YOU SOLVE BORING PUZZLES FOR VENONA, OR YOU SUFFER. MOSTLY USE WIKIPEDIA FOR LOOKUP SPORTS TRIVIA."
At this, Fizzy's indomitable spirit is finally crushed. He weakly lifts his arms to the heavens and with his last ounce of strength cries out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" This is truly a fate worse than death.
