Fizzymagic's Big Adventure

Acting on impulse, Fizzy jumps into the trunk with Yofa (jamming knees and elbows into parts of Yofa that should definitely NOT be kneed and elbowed). Yofa whimpers through his gag and looks at Fizzy with bulging eyes that clearly say "DUDE?!"

There is silence for a moment, and they hear footsteps walk slowly to the back of the car and stop in front of the trunk. And then there is a voice that he instantly recognizes... It's Venona!

"THIS..." There is a long pause. "THIS IS VERY BAD PLAN."

Yofa's sedation is clearly wearing off, and he nods his head extremely vigorously at this, glaring fiercely at Fizzy -- which is not difficult, because their faces are pretty much mashed together in the tiny trunk. To make matters even more awkward, all of a sudden it has become very hot and stuffy in the trunk, and both of them are beginning to sweat heavily.

"YOU IMPRISON SELF... IS *TERRIBLE* PLAN." Venona's fingers drum lightly on the trunk of the car. Fizzy and Yofa wait silently, sweating. "MAYBE NOT SUCH SMART ASSET AFTER ALL. MAYBE BETTER IF JUST BLOW UP SEMTEX UNDER SPARE TIRE."

Yofa's eyes roll dramatically.

"DA. SIMPLER THIS WAY." The pair can hear some numbers being pressed on a cell phone, and then a loud BEEP sound from directly beneath them. "BOMB EXPLODES IN 5 MINUTES. ДО СВИДАНИЯ."

The next 5 minutes are extremely long and uncomfortable.
End Of Story