The long night

The girl finishes her cheeseburger as Bernard leaves the diner. As the girl gets ready to leave the diner bro-dude walks in looking rather depressed. "Fuck, this guy. Damn it, am I going to have to pop his testes again!!! If you don't know what I'm talking about read the club scene." The bro-dude sits down and orders water and meatloaf. The girl walks up to the bro-dude. "What, the fuck I do!!!" Yes you are. "No, I'm not!!!" Yes you are. "Fuck you, I am not!!!" Hey, I'm writing this story and I say you are! "Fine! Is it too late to go watch a hobo catch fire?" Yes it is. The girl sits down next to bro-dude and asks him his name. Bro-dude replies that his name is Chad. "Chad!? That's the douchiest name ever. Do I really have to talk to this guy?" Yes, now shush. After a brief conversation the girl asks if he is okay. He says that his life is empty. He says that it's just an endless cycle of boardroom meetings, late-night clubbing, and meaningless sex. He wants more. After hearing his story the girl decides to give him just that. She creates an alternate reality where he has a wife and kids. She never saw him again.