Extend the Story - Add a Room

Evergreen: Oh!...So your one of THOSE fans...

Clay(ton) Grimm:[Lying] Yeah...I'm more into the art, not the artist...You know...I feel like a real dick for screwing up your morning ladies...If you'd give me a minute to get dressed, I'd be more than happy to make breakfast for you all...

Ladies: Sounds good...

[After Clay got dressed, he headed to the dorm's kitchen to make some crepes, quiches, muffins, perfectly scrambled eggs and other 5-Star breakfast dishes as the ladies were getting ready for their morning.]

Mickey Chickentiger:[Enjoying her crepe] Mmm...Where the hell did you learn to cook like this?

CG:[Eating Espresso Mocha Waffles] I grew up cooking...*Chewing* The Valkyries were very picky with their food...*Chews* And when I was traveling with the SSF, we'd be undercover quite a bit...You don't make a good chef disguise with cooking burnt crap...Honestly...We all can cook pretty well...Traveling all across the world will do that to you...

Chico C Hammitt:[She stops eating] *Sighs*

CG:[Stops eating] Something wrong Chico?

CCH:[Lying] No...[Honest] Must be amazing to travel the world...

CG:[Remembering her magic] God...I'm sorry...I forgot about the limits of your magic...

CCH:[Depressed] Yeah...Everyone ALWAYS forgets...

CG:[Finishing up an idea] Hey! You lose your souls whenever you step out of Magnolia, right?

CCH: Yeah...So...?

CG: So what if you always step in Magnolia?!

CCH: What are you getting at...?

CG: If I make insoles for you out of the land of Magnolia, it might bypass your magic's drawback!

CCH: Okay...Let's say we try your plan...Let's say it doesn't work...And it never will work...What then?

CG: Well...I'll help you get some souls in Magnolia...And if you want...Maybe teach you some Necromacy...

Ladies:[Shocked] HUH!?!

Mirajane Strauss: You of all people should know Necromancy is banned by the Magic Council!

CG: Actually...That's not true...Necromatic rituals ARE outlawed because they tend to require the fresh souls of living things...Using the already dead to aid you in helping others is A-Okay!

CCH: Wait...You actually know Necromancy?

CG:[Drinking some coffee] Yep!...My dragon Gednus taught me all sorts of Necromancy...Even some other types of Black Magic...And Gaedey taught me a bunch of White Magic...Matter of fact...[He uses his Necromancy to bring Chico's spirits to him] I'm technically the Prince of the Underworld, because Gednus is the King of the Underworld...And...I singlehandedly beat the Hollow Litches...

Ladies:[Completely shocked] Wait, Really!?!

Bisca Mulan: So your telling us you singlehandedly beat a core guild of the Balam Alliance filled with the most deadly Black Mages from across the world?!

CG: Yep!...Hands-down THE hardest quest I've done...

Levy McGarden: Well...You ARE Nidhogg...I heard you were powerful, but to think you were THAT powerful...

CCH: So you really think you could teach me some Necromancy?

CG: I don't think so...I KNOW SO...I'll teach you regardless of my hypothesis...If you'd like that of course...

CCH: Of course I'd like that!...Can I get my souls back?

CG: Oh! Yeah...[He orders the souls to return to Chico's command] Hell, me and my sisters can even do types of Black and White Magic that no one else can...

Cana Alberona: Well aren't you full of surprises...

CCH: What did you mean you'd help get me some souls in Magnolia? They're a pain to find you know...

CG: For you and everyone else, but...I see dead people...ALL the time...

Ladies:[Shocked] Huh!?!

CG: And there's quite a bunch of them in Magnolia...They can't hide from my eyes...

MS:[Finishing up] Well...We should get going back to Fairy Tail...I'm sure that Master Makarov has his hands full without my help...

Ladies:[Finishing up] Yeah...Us too...

[After they all finished up, they headed for Fairy Tail]

Master Makarov Dreyar: Mira! There you are! It's about time! I've been flooded by work while you were gone!

MS:[Apologetic] Sorry Master!

CG: We've had a hell of a morning...

Guys: We?!

Loke: Wait...Were you in Fairy Hills?

CG:[Blushing] Yeah...

Loke: No fair! Do you have ANY idea how long I've been trying to get in there?!

CG: No...I don't...

Loke: THREE YEARS!

Wakaba Mine: So...Which lovely girl did you sleep w-

Macao Conbolt:[Clears throat. He nods towards Romeo]

WM: Sleep OVER with?...

CA:[Wheeling in] That'd be me!...

Fairy Tail:[Shocked] WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU CANA!?!

CA: I fell down the stairs in Fairy Hills...Shattered my pelvis...Clay was a good sport about it and healed me up...Insisted on staying the night...

Elfman Strauss: Wow! What a man!

CA:[Looking over at Clay] You can say that again...

CG:[Looking around] Hey...Where's Natsu?...And Lucy?...And Claire?...And Happy & Griffin?!

MMD: They went on a quest at Shirotsume...Something about a book...

Gray Fullbuster:[Drinking ice water] Yeah...I think they took your ride...

CG: Damn...They left without me...?

GF: Yeah...I think Natsu's behind the wheel too...

CG:[Laughs] Good one Gray...[Realizing he's not joking] Wait say that again...

GF:[Repeating] Natsu is behind the wheel...

[Clayton grabs Gray by the collar]

Hey! What's your deal!?

CG:[Livid] YOU LET NATSU BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A FIVE TON INDESTRUCTIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN GO ZERO TO 500 IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!!!?!!!

GF: SO WHAT!?! HE CAN BARELY STAY CONSCIOUS ON A TRAIN!!! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL HE COULD DRIVE A TRICYCLE, LET ALONE A CAR!!!

CG:You...[Clayton cast a spell encasing his entire right arm in a thick arm of Earth Dragon Slayer Tectonic Granite] *THWACK!!!* IDIOT!!!

GF:[Flying into the sky] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!...*Twinkle*

[Debris fell from the decimated roof. As if clockwork, Clayton repaired the guild in a flash]

MMD: CLAYTON! WHAT THE HELL!?!

[Clayton grinds his teeth in anger]

WM: The hell you punched him out of town for?

MC: Oh no...

MMD: What's wrong Macao?

MC: When we were driving back, Natsu was as healthy as a horse the entire ride...

Fairy Tail: Oooh no...

Pii-chan:[Flying in] Clayton Grimm! Clayton Grimm![He floats in front of Clayton] You have a letter from Griffin![He drops it into Clay's hands]

CG:[Greatful] Thank you Pii-chan![He tosses a handful of assorted seeds he made with his Magic]

[Pii-chan proceeded to eat the scattered seeds]

MCT: Hey, Pii-chan...Don't eat too much...You'll spoil your appetite...

Pii-chan: Okay!

LO: Ummm...Should we worry about Gray?

MMD: Yes...Clayton! Is there anyway you can retrieve him

CG:...

No...