Fizzymagic's Big Adventure

If at first you don't suceed...

More determined than ever, Fizzymagic thrusts his other hand at the beetle. Unfortunately, his vision is impaired by the tears leaking from his eyes, and his hand is jittering because the poison in his bloodstream is beginning to make him convulse slightly. As a result, he misses grabbing the beetle, and instead just gets his hand coated in sticky blood red donut jelly.

Meanwhile, the beetle senses its opportunity and skitters madly up his arm, hissing and clicking its mandibles, then sinks them right in the side of Fizzymagic's neck. As Fizzy slumps to the floor, he has time to think, "Game over, man!" before losing consciousness.
End Of Story