Only one way out

Deciding to end it all, you jump straight out your bedroom window. You forgot you live in a one-floor house.

Realizing how stupid you were to try to kill yourself, you have a new lease on life.

Unfortunately, a pizza delivery truck loses control as it comes down your street, and comes off the road, into your yard, and runs you right over.

On the bright side, at least you're thinner now...albeit dead.