The Adventures of Kolly the Kourageous Knife

"How was your day?" Kolly asked the closest knife. The knife responded with awkward silence. Kolly felt like it was a teenager at its first dance. The two teenagers stare at each other, each trying to make a move but not knowing how. But alas, Kolly was no longer a teenager. Kolly was a full-grown Kourageous Knife.

"Wanna dance?" Kolly shot the knife a smolder.
The knife responded with awkward silence.
"Don't be shy~" Kolly cooed at it.
The knife responded with awkward silence.
"Well if you don't want to dance I'm fine with it. We could sit and drink some punch."
The knife responded with accusatory silence.
"Fine, be that way. I'm going to go dance with someone who isn't acting all aloof like you are."
The knife responded with angry silence.
"No, I'm not dumping you. It's just that you're so difficult sometimes."
The knife responded with hurt silence.
"No, I didn't mean it that way."
The knife responded with threatening silence.
"Well, seeing as to what you're like I think we'd be better apart. I don't know why I wasted my time on you."
The knife responded with bitter silence.
"Fine."
The knife responded with a slapping silence.

































Congratulations! You got the Breakup Ending!