Extend the Story - Add a Room

You motion for another coworker to take your spot, and they do. You remove your gloves and start pumping soap into your hand. You turn the water on, lathering the soap onto your skin. Suds are falling from your hands in large clumps. "What the hell!", you hear behind you. As you rinse off your hands, you grab a tissue and turn a round quickly. The previous coworker is straight as a pole, and has his hands up. You peak around the employee. The man is aiming a small pistol at the innocent employee. He notices, and aims at you, "Hey! Hands up!"

You say "Come at me pussy!"