A Thing
Suddenly as the townspeople are eating you, you grow five, very soupy arms, and fight back against the townspeople. Their spoons become your weapons as you fight off ten, twenty, thirty townspeople. The citizens scream in horror and begin to run in every direction, but you continue to give chase.
Eventually you are defeated by a few citizens who survived the initial assault, and this tale is, in the end, turned into a hit action film starring Dwayne "The "The Rock" Rock" Johnson called "Stewloween." It becomes the highest grossing movie ever and literally takes everyone's money. With everybody out of money society begins to change for the better - despite money-ologists best predictions - as people start doing things for others for free. Soon society is even better than before, and the president - president Dwayne "The "The President" Rock" Johnson gives a speech. "Yay." he says, and the crowd goes wild.
You died.
Eventually you are defeated by a few citizens who survived the initial assault, and this tale is, in the end, turned into a hit action film starring Dwayne "The "The Rock" Rock" Johnson called "Stewloween." It becomes the highest grossing movie ever and literally takes everyone's money. With everybody out of money society begins to change for the better - despite money-ologists best predictions - as people start doing things for others for free. Soon society is even better than before, and the president - president Dwayne "The "The President" Rock" Johnson gives a speech. "Yay." he says, and the crowd goes wild.
You died.
