Notice Me Elf-Pai!
"I'm... well... let's just say I specialize in acquiring objects that... maybe don't strictly belong to to me. Most would peg me... a thief."
The Elf contemplates this response, before bringing up the elephant in the room.
"Ok, but then why are you naked? Wouldn't a thief need some sort of means to store what they steal, like... literally anything other than their birthday suit?"
The only answer Nag can think of is one that she thinks sounds stupid. But, hey, maybe this Ranger didn't put points into her Intelligence attribute.
"That's exactly the point! Nobody expects someone who takes things to be nude. They expect them to have pockets galore. Besides, you're a woman. You know that we have... natural ways in which to store items." Nag points down.
The Elf looks offended.
"How stupid do you think I am? You know what? Since you claim to be a thief, I'm just going to report you to the guards."
She leaves and does just that. Nag is thrown into the dungeon.
The Elf contemplates this response, before bringing up the elephant in the room.
"Ok, but then why are you naked? Wouldn't a thief need some sort of means to store what they steal, like... literally anything other than their birthday suit?"
The only answer Nag can think of is one that she thinks sounds stupid. But, hey, maybe this Ranger didn't put points into her Intelligence attribute.
"That's exactly the point! Nobody expects someone who takes things to be nude. They expect them to have pockets galore. Besides, you're a woman. You know that we have... natural ways in which to store items." Nag points down.
The Elf looks offended.
"How stupid do you think I am? You know what? Since you claim to be a thief, I'm just going to report you to the guards."
She leaves and does just that. Nag is thrown into the dungeon.
