A Thing

You run over to the two sinners and punch one in the face. The other one gets up in shock and you punch them in the face. Then you pick up the first one and tear his arm straight out of his body as the other person screams in horror. You continue to tear all of the limbs off both of the sinners as the rest of the pizzeria's patrons look on in wrapped terror. Some of them want to call the police but can't because they are frozen in horror at the scene. As you continue your rampage blood rains down into your mouth and you begin to choke on the blood. As you choke to death, the pizzeria owner calls in a full evacuation as blood continues to rain down from the ceiling.

You died by choking on two other people's blood. This is possibly one of the grossest deaths you can get. Congratulations.
End Of Story