A Thing
You thank Carl for taking your order and go to sit down at a nearby table.
After a few minutes your pizza arrives with delicious pepperoni, mustard, dog hair, human hair, fish hair, a cardboard box, two diamonds, and a whale's jawbone all on it. It's exactly like you ordered, no wonder everybody gives this place such good reviews! You devour the entire pizza in two minutes; it's the best pizza you've ever had!
You die of mustard poisoning.
You died.
After a few minutes your pizza arrives with delicious pepperoni, mustard, dog hair, human hair, fish hair, a cardboard box, two diamonds, and a whale's jawbone all on it. It's exactly like you ordered, no wonder everybody gives this place such good reviews! You devour the entire pizza in two minutes; it's the best pizza you've ever had!
You die of mustard poisoning.
You died.
