Life of Bart Simpson

You skip breakfast and head to the school bus. You get on the bus with Lisa and sit with Milhouse. You talk until you arrive at school. You decide to skip your first few classes and go the skate park until Chief Wiggum catches you and sends you back to school. You serve detention and then go to lunch. Before you can enter the cafeteria, Nelson and his gang beat you up and take your lunch money. You can't afford any lunch so you don't eat. You skipped dinner the night before because Homer chased you out of the house and you skipped breakfast and lunch, so you die of hunger.
End Of Story