The Magical Land of Kornograd

"I'd better be!" he yells. On second thought, he isn't very happy. "I wish I didn't have an idiot as a son!" he taunts. You back up as he approaches you. His fist clenches. He punches you hard in the face. You start bleeding. He continues to kick and punch you. You are knocked out. He takes a rifle from his room and shoots you smack in the chest.
End Of Story