Narrator: After returning back to Magnolia, the lost wizards were not met with any agents of ERA, due to the Grimms being able to send Earth Golems to repair any damaged property. The Fairy Tail wizards are safe from ERA's judgement, for now at least. Meanwhile, Lucy was just finishing up her letter to her mother.
Lucy Heartfilia: Maybe I'll do a little shopping today…[Stretching] Saving the world from evil is cool and all, but sometimes it's nice to relax at home!
Gray Fullbuster:[Half-Naked. Sitting on Lucy's one-seat couch] MAN...70,000J a month is dirt cheap for a place like this!...You totally scored Lucy!
LH: INTRUDER ALERT!
[Before Lucy could even react, her good neighbors, The Grimm Twins, and their roommate Griffin came busting through the door.]
Neighbors: WHO'S THE INTRUDER THIS TIME!?!
LH:[Pointing to Gray] He is! And on top of that, he stripped down in MY home!
Griffin:[Searching the door debris] Well...I don't see a sock on anywhere…<Insert innuendo> So what are your plans with Lucy, Gray!?!
GF: First off. I was naked when I got here...Second. I wasn't planning any funny business!
LH: I HOPE NOT!
Clairissa Grimm: Sorry for the door, Lucy…
Teresa Grimm: I'll repair it for you…[And so she did with Ymir's Breath.]
Griffin:[Bringing the welcome basket(All perishable foods and products were replaced) to his hands with his Territory Magic] We were coming by to give you this, Lucy. From Clayton, Clairissa, Teresa and myself...Welcome to the neighborhood!
LH:[Touched] Awe! Thanks neighbors! But where's Clayton!?!
GF: You really forgot then...Well let me jog your memory...Remember when Natsu challenged Erza to a rematch at the train station, but Clay refused, and instead challenged Natsu himself...Then asked for Erza to choose who to fight afterwards...They're about to start their fight now…[Looks a Griffin] Ummm...What are you gonna do with that---*BAM!*
[While Gray was giving Lucy the low-down, Griffin used his Ice Maker Magic to create a T-Ball set. Pointing his ice bat at Gray, indicating that he plans to hit Gray. Hitting a baseball-sized hail ball to hit Gray square in the face, knocking him to the floor.]
GF:[In pain] OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!
Griff: For breaking and entering into my neighbor's home…[Sees a big bump from the impact.] Hmmm...It seems like you got hit pretty badly...You should put some ice on it…[Readying his ice bat.] Luck for you...I brought my own ice…[He then proceeded to beat the cryomancer until the ice bat broke. Unfortunately for Gray, his constructs are much more durable, taking several devastating swings until it broke.]
LH:[Laughing] Wow!..Not only was that a funny joke, but you actually put ice on it!...Hahaha!
Griff: Thanks...It was too easy…[Grabbing Gray.] Now...Let's go watch Clayton beat the char out of Natsu…
[The wizards head off to join the other guildmembers in witnessing the fight of the two Dragon Slayers.]
LH: I can't believe they're actually going through with it!
Mirajane Strauss: Oh! Hey Lucy!
Elfman Strauss: Well, if those two value their manhood, they'd better go through with it!
MS: This will be quite a fight for sure!
Macao Conbolt: So Lucy...Is it true that Clayton beat the Ace of Eisenwald AND defeated a giant demon!?!
LH: Uhhhm...Yeah...Why…?
MC: Then I won't make the same mistake as last time…[He walks off to bet on Clayton's victory.]
LH:[To Gray] Aren't you worried this fight could tear our strongest team apart!?!
GF:[Healed by the Grimm Twins] What are you talking about!? Our strongest team!?!
LH:[Annoyed] You, Natsu, Erza and Clayton, you dummy! You four-
Griff:[Clears throat]
LH: Sorry!...You FIVE are the strongest wizards in Fairy Tail!
GF: We are!?!...Yeah, right! What idiot fed you that line!?!
MS:[Hurt. Then weeps]
GF:[Apologizing] OH!...YOU'RE not an idiot, Mira!
LH&Grimm Twins:[Sarcastically] Smooth move, Gray!
ElfS: I'll hand it to Natsu and Gray, they're tough little dudes, but neither of them are even closest to being the strongest...There're guys in Fairy Tail who are stronger than both of them combined…
Erza Scarlet: Yes...And I suspect Clayton may fall into that category as well…
ElfS: Hey! What about me!?!
ES: What about you!?!
ElfS:[Hurt]
Levy McGarden: Although, when I comes to you, Erza. It's a safe bet calling you our strongest female wizard.
ES: Thank you Levy.
Jet: As for the guys, it's a tough call, but I'd put my money on Laxus or Mistagen.
Droy: As for the cats, Griffin easily beats Happy for the strongest…
Happy:[Offended] Hey! Why you gotta be SO MEAN Droy!?!
Droy: So you think you could beat Griffin in a one-on-one match!?!
Hap:[Scared] Heck no! I don't think he's just the strongest Exceed, I think he's the strongest wizard in Fairy Tail!
Griff: Thank you Happy...No disrespect to you Erza, but Claire and Teresa are pretty powerful wizards too...They're on par with Clayton himself.
Grimm Twins: Thank you Griffin![They then proceeded to pet him.]
Griff: 😽
ES: Is that so!?...Then maybe we should fight after the boys finish.
LH: Hold on! I thought you're supposed to pick between Natsu and Clay!?!
GF: Not exactly...Clayton only said that he wanted to fight Natsu...Then said Erza could pick whoever to fight when they finished...Didn't say she had to pick between them…
ES: Gray's right...I could even challenge Griffin if I wanted...
MS:[Crying] All I meant was that the four if them work well together, and they have the best team chemistry in all of Fairy Tail!
GF: I think they're might be more than just team chemistry, Mira...If you know what I mean...Lucy. Erza.
LH:[Shocked. Knowing what Gray's implying]
ES:[Erza stare] If you utter a word of what happened, So help me!
GF:[Scared for his life] Hey! It was just a joke! No need to get all violent!
ElfS: Gotta say, I'm pretty psyched to see how this fight turns out…
GF: Same here...I'm sure Clay's gonna wipe the floor with him…
Natsu Dragneel:[To Clayton] You know...If you don't want to get your asphalt kicked, you could always just leave...I won't hold it against you…
Clay(ton) Grimm:[To Natsu] Oh! I'm gonna enjoy kicking the ash out of you, Candle boy!
ND: Who you calling Candle boy, Dirt boy!?
ND: I'm all fired up!
CG: Time to hit the grit!
Hap:[To Cana. Handing over betting money] Put me down for Clay in the first round!
LH:[Shocked] You're betting against your own best friend!?!...[Whining] Why are you guys picking sides?! I don't want either of them to lose!
GF: Get into the spirit, Lucy…
Master Makarov Dreyar: Round one starts!
ND: Heyah! *BOOM!*[Natsu's Fire Dragon: Iron Fist landed against Clayton's left cheek, but he was unphased by the attack.]
CG: Laxus! You're recording this, right!?!
Laxus Dreyar:[Recording with his Magic Camcorder] Hell yeah I am!
TG:[Also recording with her Magic Camcorder] Same here, big brother!
CG:[Activating his Tectonic Arms] Good!
[Clayton then grabs Natsu's arm, slamming the Salamander into the ground.]
ND:[In pain] Is that the best you've-
CG: Earth Dragon: Secret Art: Continent Smash!
[Clayton's Tectonic Arms grew in both size and weight, when they finished, he did a duel Hammerfist attack on Natsu. Causing Natsu to burrow into the ground for five kilometers.]
LD:[After the dust settled] Damn, kid! You knocked that punk into another continent or something?!
MMD: Pretty safe to say that Natsu lost that round…
Fairy Tail: And the fight…
Siblings Grimm: Earth Priest(ess): Branch of Life!
[The Siblings Grimm used their combined spell to retrieve and revive the beaten Salamander.]
ND:[Coming to] Did...Did I win!?!
MMD: Natsu...You lost...Big time…
Cana Alberona: Clayton-2, Fairy Tail-0…
CG: Don't worry Natsu! Even though you lost, you can still come to my party! Speaking of which...Who's ready to party!?!
Fairy Tail:[Cheering]
CG: Then let's go!
LH: Wait! Erza hasn't chosen who to fight yet!
ES: I'll choose later...For now...I want to party...
CG: You all heard the queen! Let's go!
[They all head towards The Grimm's residence. Walking into the well furnished basement.]
Hap: Nice basement you have here!
GF: Yeah...But what's the big deal?...
TG:[Walking in] We'll show you! Just get on the giant round area rug...
[Everyone gets on the area rug.]
ND: So what now?
CS: Just stand still! 👏 👏 [The area rug they stood on sank into the floor with them all, acting like an elevator, until they reached their destination.]
Fairy Tail:[Awestruck] Woooah!!!
[They look around to see an enormous Five-Star Hotel-Like housings.]
LH: What is this place?!
Siblings Grimm: Our finished basement!...or…
Griff: The Grimm Dwellings!
CS: Soon to be Grimm Heights!
LH: What do you mean, “Soon to be”?
Siblings Grimm: 👏👏
[Before everyone knew it, the whole structure that they were in raised up, until they were back in street level.]
Fairy Tail: WOAH!
CG: OH, CRAP! I forgot the theme of the party! It's a Masquerade people! So go home! Get dressed up, and get a mask! No one use your real names![Posts the NATO phonetic alphabet.] You replace your name with your corresponding initials...For instance. My name is Clayton Grimm, but at the party, everyone call me “Charlie Golf”, Got it!?!
ElfS: Ummm...Me and Erza have the same initials...How's that gonna work?
CG: Good point...In the event that there are more than one persons with the same initials, you simply put your hair color in the front...So you Elfman, would be White Echo Sierra, and Erza would be Red Echo Sierra…
ES: That should work…
LD: No offense kid, but there's no way in hell I'm calling myself “Lima Delta”...At least the “Lima” part…
CG: Oh! The chart is only to have as a reference...If you want to make up your own Masquerade name, I won't stop you...
MMD: Very well...Everyone!...Lets return with our outfits and masks…
[Hours after they all left, they returned with Masquerade outfits and masks to boot. In addition, several other Legal Wizard Guild's arrived, with their masters also in Masquerade.]
{Gruvia and Gale fans rejoice!}
Golf Foxtrot/Gray Fullbuster: MAN...This party's sort of a drag…
Godfrey/Griffin: Hey! Shikamaru called. He wants his catchphrase back…
Juliet Lima/Juvia Lockser:[Approaching Golf & Godfrey] I can't help but agree...Although Charlie Golf is a personal friend, I feel that this party is a bit...Gloomy…
Godf: Ah...It's been awhile since we've last seen each other...Juliet Lima…
JL: I has been a while...Golf…?
Godf: Godfrey…
GF: So...You know her Godfrey?!
Godf: But of course...She's a powerful wizard that we've worked with along side our former guild…
JL: So it's true that you and the...Golfs...Left the SSF...Was there any reason?
Godf: Just a change of pace…Well...If you two find this party dull and...Gloomy...Maybe you two should go for a dance…
GF: Might as well...Nothing really better to do…
JL: Well...Why not...
[The two wizards waltzed towards the dance floor, dancing the night away.]
P.s: You're welcome Gruvia fans. You're welcome…
NinjaHound13: Now let's see how Ms. Levy McGarden, or should I say Leia Maverick, is doing…
Jango/Jet: Come on Leia! Dance with me!
Delta/Droy: NO! Dance with me, Leia!
Leia Maverick/Levy McGarden: GUYS! Quit fighting!
Garrison Ranger/Gajeel Redfox:[Pushing Jango and Delta aside] Out of the way losers![Grabs Leia by the hand, heading towards the dance floor.] This is how you get a girl to dance with you!
[They then proceeded to dance in a Swing manner.]
P.s: You're welcome Gale fans...You're welcome...
Jango&Delta:[Shocked]
White Echo Sierra/Elfman Strauss:[Seeing the whole ordeal] MAN...That guys sure acted like a man, taking Leia to the dance floor like that!
Jango&Delta:[Collapsed in defeat]