Randall McCarrington, Pizza Delivery Boy
You decide that starting a police chase isn’t the best of ideas. You pull over to the side of the street, and the officer’s cruiser slides in behind you. The officer approaches briskly and orders you out of your car. Upon exiting, he promptly handcuffs you takes you to the station for questioning. Apparently, disobeying traffic laws and arson are crimes of some sort. Your pizza remains undelivered.