Randall McCarrington, Pizza Delivery Boy

Congratulations, you just ran a red light smashed into a motorcyclist causing massive property damages as well as injuring the poor law-abiding citizen. The police arrive and arrest you as well for reckless driving. Additionally, you now have thousands of dollars in damages you need to pay. Finally, you receive a call from your boss at work telling you of your termination for failure to deliver the pizza at all.
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