The Tragedy of Randall McCarrington

Explore: You step out of your car to examine the beautiful space specimen in front of you. As you get close, a sudden noxious gas emanates from the crater, as you inhale, you feel your body slowly going numb and everything goes black. When you come to, everything is dark. You check your cell phone to see what time it is and notice a message from your boss notifying you of your firing. You decide to completely switch career paths, and become an Eve Online streamer by the name of Duke Nukem. THE END
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