Forensic Science

Noooooooooo why did you do that? You're not Santa Claus! Or are you? Let's get back to the story, Over you're loud scuffling someone shouts.
"Dad, I think there's a mouse in the chimney want me to put the fire on?"
"Sure son, I don't see why not, go ahead."
"OK"
You gasp in horror as hungry flames lick at you, engulfing you. You are nothing more than a pile of black ashes as you fall down, the boy cries out.
"I think the chimneys dirty dad a lot of ashes just fell down."
Goodbye, you never were going to last long anyway.
End Of Story