mess quest
Strangely enough, you decide to get back on stage. As you run up to it with your guitar, you feel a wet spot slowly forming on the front of your shorts. You try to drown out the loud noise of pee splashing on the stage with your playing, but there’s another mic behind you placed lower that amplifies it. Still playing carelessly, you hear an amplified crackling sound as poop fills the back of your shorts and pushes into the mic. Startled, but not surprised, you sigh with relief before realizing this wasn’t your goal at all.