mess quest

Every step causes you to get dangerously close to letting go, and as soon as you touch the door, the cold handle is enough to make your body focus on something else. You feel a massive turd touch your underpants, and even as you attempt to keep it in, it continues to come out with a quiet *blort* sound. A bubbly fart signals the end of your mess, and from feeling the back of your shorts, you can tell that it was a lot. Maybe that fart wasn’t a great idea.