mess quest

The door won’t budge, so you dump the items from your backpack into the ground. In a frenzy, you pick up a random item, which happens to be a set of keys. Trying them on the door turns out to be useless, so you shift your weight awkwardly, unable to bend over to pick anything else up without having a huge accident. After a minute, you have no choice but to remove your clothes and go there. However, as you take off your shorts, a sudden shart tells you you’re out of luck. You involuntarily force poop into your underpants until they begin to sag and your shorts no longer fit over them. Maybe you should listen more to your body.